2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[DonovanTheMessiah]

Bubba

1. Skins
2. Giants
3. Pokes/Eagles
4. Eagles/Pokes

taterskins... well what can you say, that hasn't been said already.

finish 12-4 to 15-1

The Giants were one year wonders, and won't come close to equaling last seasons totals. But they still have a good offense and should be better than the cowboys and Eagles. Their defensive additions aren't as impressive many want to think, in fact they got a little older. Osi is not playing for a contract this season, and Strahan is just one year older. No improvement at DT...for every big stop LaVar will make, he will make two mental errors. and there isn't much speed in the DB. Play a much harder schedule this season.

Finish 7-9 to 9-7

Pokes: most overrated 9-7 team last season, finished poorly. Didn't address need at OL... in fact got worse, losing Allen. No overall team speed, and no protection for the stiff legged Bledsoe .... nullifies a lot of what TO could give you on offense. Plus no OL, means average run game. If TO starts pouting early it could be a long season. Losing Dat will hurt more than people know... he was the heart of the defense. Though the pokes will be good on defense up front, they will still get burnt deep.

Finish 4-12 to 8-8

Eagles: Young lineman rarely make a difference their rookie year. And the eagles didn't address their need of play makers on offense both at WR and RB. I still think passing on LenDale White in the draft round 2 was a huge mistake, as was failing to secure trades for Moulds or Walker. Westbrook is coming off a major injury that takes a full year to recover, and he just can't keep taking the same pounding with no real help. Pinkston & Brown at WR scare no one except Andy Reid

Finish 6-10 to 8-8

all this barring injuries to key personnel, or any other major changes between now and September

[MDS]

omg omg i care so much

[Drunkmasterflex]

I heard a taterskins fan on NFL radio this afternoon he was defending the fact that the Skins basically hand away draft picks.  He was saying that he would take Brandon Lloyd over any third rounder in this years draft.  The one point that he did bring up that was valid was that the taterskins have gotten smarter as far as not bringing in old FAs like Bruce Smith, Deion, and Mark Carrier. 

He was saying that the draft was overrated because even a team like the Patriots that drafts well wouldn't be anything if they didn't luck out and get Brady in the 6th round.  I think the Skins will have a good team this year but they are not going to win the SB imo.  I guess they will never learn, they haven't been a SB contender since the FA era has began.

[MDS]

The ability to provide fan viewpoints from the inside as fans and by bringing other members/fans of this board on board, we really can do things for the fan community no one else can. The taterskins have allowed this to REMAIN a fan website they just happen to pay for so you don't have to anymore. In exchange, they've asked for absolutely nothing from us on staff or you as fans. They simply wanted a way to get in touch with the fans more directly and they hope that's being accomplished with the ES grand experiment .

gloating about how amazing the organization is and how wonderful the entire extremeskins community is. gee, i wonder what flaming douche wrote that nugget.

[Beermonkey]

Never in the existence of the man, have quadriceps been stretched like this. What you witness here, is a warm-up of legendary proportions. I thank Jehovah that I was able to observe this image.

[General_Failure]

You don't get players standing around on the sidelines like that at other camps. That is standing around at a championship level, and it can only be taught by one man.

[Feva]

There's only one team in the entire NFL that's fit to stretch on grass as green as this.  We should all thank god Gibbs and his right hand man Dan Snyder for landscaping of such epic proportions.

[Sgt PSN]

Joe Gibbs invented grass. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

The real question is who is #87 and why isn't he out there?

Was he not fortunate enough to be touched by the hand of Gibbs? Did the Coaching Angel not fondle his balls?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Time for the day 3 love-fest:

The day started again with Danny Smith working players on teams. As always a firecracker.

"I want you to stun him! Come off the line and stun his ass!"

If Danny Smith spit out his wad of gum he chokes on, I think this guy would plug his butt with it.

I was keying on the LBs, who were hitting a blocking sled (the players get in a line and one at a time perform an exercise on the sled). With every hit the sled would slide closer to the sidewalk on which I stood. Within a few minutes the sled had come to within 15 feet of me.

Ohmygod! The sled was like, totally close to me!

Seriously. I stand by my original thought that this clown has seen excatly ZERO days on a football field as a player. Let me help him out here...blocking sleds are made to slide along the grass. It helps you stay low to keep your leverage while driving your legs.

Just ask George Hegamin.

The setting was so intimate for me that after a time I felt that I was probably cramping the players' and coach's style. I decided to retreat up the sidewalk 20 feet and look at the D-linemen, who were likewise working out on a blocking sled. Sure enough, within a few moments they too were quite close. Again after a few moments I decided to retreat, not wanting to appear a pest.

So I walk backwards up the walk for about ten feet. After settling in that position I decide to turn left and observe the DBs downfield. I notice on the field about 15 yards from me stands Coach Gibbs, arms crossed, staring silently at the action on the field. Directly ahead of me 20 yards is Coach Williams looking at the D-line and LBs. To my right are Coaches Blache and Lindsey. Around us are the best of our draft picks and UDFAs.

Can it get much better than this?

clean off the keyboard...jeez.

An hour later I am interviewing a player who to me has had the best camp – Jesse Lumsden. I immediately like him and hope he makes the team. I am interviewing Reed Doughty again. We have spoke everyday and I am pleased to break the news that Greg Williams spoke highly of him the day prior. Doughty is humble beyond reason and sharp. He strikes you as a 4.0 GPA guy immediately, only with muscle and speed. I'm following up with players like Nick McNeil and Andre Thurman – both of whom had good camps.

Finally, I am asking one of the men I most admire, Joe Gibbs, a question – and he answers it!

[General_Failure]

Or he would have answered it, had the fanboy not blurted out "I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!"

[PhillyPhanInDC]

taterskins | Police and courts: Taylor's trial set to start
Mon, 8 May 2006 04:55:53 -0700

David Elfin, of the Washington Times, reports Washington taterskins FS Sean Taylor is expected to have his trial for assault and battery charges start Monday, May 8, in Miami. It is expected the trial will be postponed again.

[Beermonkey]

Seriously. I stand by my original thought that this clown has seen exactly ZERO days on a football field as a player.

Exhibit A - Phreak vs. Pasty taterskin Fanboy

[Rome]

It's like dressing a crack-whore in a business suit and having her give a state of the union speech.

I'm ashamed to say it but that gave me wood.

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

Nice Ray-Bans, Maverick. There's a bogey at your two o'clock!

Or is that the magical moving football guys sled running this dooshbag down?