2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Beermonkey]

My birthday was in January. I wished for a new watch & a reduced parking fine for Trotter & McNabb. Seriously, this shtein below can't be made up.

Yeah my birthday is on the Same Day As Sean Taylors Trail im gonna be 17 so Maybe if I blow out all the candles and wish that all this Stuff Blows Over and He Doesnt Haft to Do Time

I have you beat...I turn 37 on that wonderful day! Here's to getting a B-Day present in the form of an acquittal!

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

Are they bitching because they don't have a lot of national games, BM?

[MDS]

these tards never cease to amaze me

[Beermonkey]

Are they bitching because they don't have a lot of national games, BM?

On the contrary, they're hopped up on getting "Primetime Treatment" being on the first MNF game & having another primetime the following week.

I'm still scratching my ass over why they chose to match them up against the Vikes. It makes no sense. An embarassing loss against them though would go a long way towards a longer, firmer erection.

[PhillyPhreak54]

ES doing a "You might be an Eagles fan if..."

....your crack ho fans get their ***** whipped by Portis' mom.

....your crack ho fans brag about their upcoming lawsuit for taking a beating from an old lady without shame.

....you blast your FO for not signing it's primary offseason target, then troll the websites of opposing teams to drag everyone else down to your level.

....you carry on like Jabar Gaffney is the greatest thing since FredEx.

....you believe that injuries contributed to last year's meltdown, like no injuries happen in other NFL cities, ever.

[PhillyPhreak54]

And Arthur chimes in on Danny boy:

I believe I started a thread in January 2005 outlining my belief Snyder is the BEST owner in ALL of sports at the moment. An owner's job is to hire people who have the credentials to be excellent football guys for you, and to provide them with what they require to win. Unfortunately Snyder did his job when Marty and Spurrier didn't. Some people still foolishly attempt to place a win-loss record on an owner when it belongs to a coach.

Snyder does what all fans would hope their owner would do. He provides what his people tell him they require to win. As long as he does that no one has an owner as fine. He's the best there is

[MDS]

This guy is unbelievable. What a toolbag.

[General_Failure]

Bob Kraft, anyone?

[MDS]

some guy with Sean Taylor in his board name said this in the eagles fan thing:

if you park in handicapped spaces, and your NOT handicapped

uhhhhhhhhh.....

[PhillyPhreak54]

Bob Kraft, anyone?

According to Art, Kraft doesn't hold a candle to Danielson.

I seriously think he'd have sex with $nyder.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Art's an ugly, fat piece of crap.  I firmly believe Spadaro could kick his ass.

[PhillyGirl]

They all sicken me.

Skins fans making fun of Eagles fans is just pure comedy.

Doing it with the incessant grammatical errors that they do it with? HILARIOUS comedy.

[DonovanTheMessiah]

Art's newest idea:

Hi. I'm testing a new group. This new group will be disallowed from making new threads on this board. After posting this, I will be put in this group by the big, grumpy, meany Art. You will see what group I'm in. People in this group, like me, post threads that are in direct violation of forum rules.

Either they do not use descriptive thread titles or they contain exact information previously posted. This group will be used liberally, but, not without limits. If news is breaking and six people post the same thing within five minutes, none will be punished. If that same news is then brought back to us three hours later, that person will be.

It isn't too much to ask to ask you to look over the forum before posting and posting ANYTHING you'd like within threads that may already contain that conversation. I would actually like to make this a poll. Do you like this new group or not?

We're still going to play with it, so, I'm not going to promise we care what the vote is, but, I at least want to SEE what you think.

This new group can do EVERYTHING on the board EXCEPT post new threads. They can reply all day long, but nothing new. And only people who've demonstrated they don't want to do what's been asked will be placed there. Let us know what you think.

What an arsehole

[rjs246]

Art's newest idea:

What an arsehole

Chastising people for their posting content? Pointing out when people have reposted information?

Yeah, Art sure is in a group by himself when it comes to that...

[General_Failure]

That's way better than telling people there's a thread and then merging them. We should start doing that.