2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[MURP]

I was w/ a Philly cop and a 6' 5" 325 lb corrections officer wearing a Steve van Buren throwback w/ the Leather helmet along

put him on the Dline pronto. 

[sharpie]

I was w/ a Philly cop and a 6' 5" 325 lb corrections officer wearing a Steve van Buren throwback w/ the Leather helmet along

put him on the Dline pronto. 

He'll only wear a leather helmet and plays both ways.........Hes old school 

[General_Failure]

Great, we got a FB too.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I'm rather new to the DTC Tards, anyone have a link to the soon to be laminated thread on 700level?

[qwert246]

I'm rather new to the DTC Tards

Consider yourself lucky.

[terpseagles]

I'm rather new to the DTC Tards, anyone have a link to the soon to be laminated thread on 700level?

I believe you will find it here..... good luck getting through it..... it's a long one. 

http://www.700level.com/fansview/parkinglot/9073/1.aspx

[rjs246]

That thread should be added to 'The Ultimate NFL Links' or some other place where it can be easily accessed at any time. A beautiful thing.

[MDS]

33 pages? yikes.

[phattymatty]

wow, i remember reading that ish years ago

[Rome]

This is the President speaking....The President of the DTC!! We too have a website and a message board similar to yours, but I never post on it because talking shtein over the computer is for Hoydas. But since some of you had mentioned coming to the game I thought I would clear up some rumors. Whoever thought that they could park next to us and talk smack, well guess what you won't park with in 900 feet of me or any one in the DTC. Since you guys are from Philly I'll do the math for you. That is three football fields. Don't get it twisted we run that lot. If we don't like you we will remove. If don't go peacefully then FED EX security will remove you. Now you can fight them but then the police will remove you. Since half of you have been to jail that's probably not a big deal. Now I will invite any of you to walk...let me say that again WALK down to F51 to talk smack because I will need some to ridicule for 5 hours so it might as well be you bitches!

Wow.  That dude has issues.  Plus, apparently, he wanted someone to come down there and stick their dick in his mouth.

I already knew most taterskins twats were Romes but I didn't know they were flaming homosexuals.

[General_Failure]

Well, now you know who to complain to about spilled charcoal and beer: Mayor McCheese.

[General_Failure]

I'm still reading that thread. How come everyone thinks PG's a mod?

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I'm still reading that thread. How come everyone thinks PG's a mod?

PG isn't a mod? farg, and this whole time I was trying to get in her good graces. It's trash night bitches!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Give this man a Pulitzer!

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

No more blank, wondering stares, confused head scratching, frothing emotional outbursts, conspiracy theories or embarrassing, dismissive references to 2000. The Washington taterskins are the central theme of every NFL team message board out there. Here's a message to you all from all ExtremeSkins fans everywhere.

It's time to embrace the reality of it all. Simply, we're better than you.

That's it. Look no further. We are better than you. We're more fun. It feels better to be us. We've got flair. We're audacious, capricious, bodacious, supercalifragilisticxpalidocious

That stupid sonofabitch actually wrote some Mary Poppins shtein in there!

Oh, and this too:

Say you're a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles. You always have all those many millions available, which somehow never seem to get spent. All week you're hearing how you have LeCharles Bentley locked up as your free agent masterstroke to solidify your offensive line.

You are giddy. You're thrilled. You know this is the guy you need. He fills a need and makes it a strength. You're excited about the prospects of adding such a substantial piece. Then, the Cleveland Browns call, offer a few more bucks to Bentley and Bentley winds up in Cleveland leaving you with nothing more than whimpering excuses that Bentley is from Cleveland and always wanted to play there.

Oh, hush.

What a full blown cocksmoker.

[hunt]

am i the only one here who doesn't give a crap about the taterskins or their message board?