Dr. Z's Annual TV Commentator Awards

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Full Article

Ron Pitts and Tim Ryan are his top team.

Many of the lower teams are ranked highest by him.

Brent Jones and Erik Kramer got 3.5 stars.

Packers-Bucs, Week 3. Favre throws an interception on the first series. His fault? My goodness, no. It never is. "The receiver didn't get separation." (Then don't throw the freakin ball, Brett!). I'm even hearing organizational copping out, as the Packers sink to 0-3. "They're in a little bit of their transitional mode with their franchise," Buck says, and, yeah, I'd expect it from him

NO STARS
Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann, Paul Maguire, ESPN --  The Three Stooges will be broken up next year. Maybe we can get them together for one grand reunion or something. They move out of the absolute cellar to make room for our honored guests. I swore that I would not flog this team anymore, but I simply had to mention one parting bit of "I'm not quite sure what I'm saying," courtesy of Theismann.

Wild Card game between Washington and Tampa Bay, officiated by Mike Carey. Things began to get a bit rough.

"This game has the potential to get out of hand," Joe said, "and I'm sure Mike Carey's gonna keep it that way."

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The way Dr. Z rips on the commentators is pretty much the only thing I can stand about him.

[MDS]

51% of the people who voted in the poll thought the 3 idiots were the worst. It's.....it's just so sad to seem em go.

[Sgt PSN]

Dr Z puts me to sleep. 

[MDS]

Good point. Dr. Douche could have made those columns much better, but his zesty writing just kinda ruined one subject everyone loves: making fun of announcers.

[QB Eagles]

Dr. Z's Annual One Column Worth Reading

[Diomedes]

The way Dr. Z rips on the commentators is pretty much the only thing I can stand about him.

It's his easiest article to write each year.  Everyone loves to rip on the announcers.  If he couldn't write a halfway satisfying gimmick piece like this once a year, even the ( mostly incompetent) sports journalism community would reject him.

[General_Failure]

Or he'd be hired by ESPN.

[The BIGSTUD]

Didn't Pitts and Ryan do the Eagles/Cardinals game? If so, I thought they were good.

[Diomedes]

Or he'd be hired by ESPN.

Well sure.  I didn't comment about what the thoroughly incompetent sports "journalists" might do.

[ice grillin you]

mike patricks parents should have been sterilized

[Zanshin]

Eh.  He's not a bad writer, really.  He's easy not to like, but that doesn't make him a bad writer.