I'm looking for a new laptop

[hbionic]

i love the tech assit threads....they are like mad libs

initial post
my old (product) is dead, so i am in the market for a new (product) . i've had a  (brand name #1)   for  (number) of years, and  a)hated b)loved it. however i just want a) the same b)more features than before, but i only want to spend $ price .

what do you guys think of this  (link to new brand name #1) or this  (link to brand name #2)  

reply 1, replier 1
i've used  (brand name #2) for a few years now, and is much better than  (brand name #1) . so get that one.

reply 1, replier 2
i've used  (brand name #1) for a few years now, and is much better than  (brand name #2) , which i have nothing but bad experiences with. so get the one i suggest.

reply 1, replier 3
both  (brand name #1) &  (brand name #2) , suck. in fact, for what you are using it for, i wouldnt even get  a (product) . I would look into  (totally unrelated product)

reply 2, replier 1
i still think  (brand name #2) is the best, but maybe you should get the more expensive model?

thread starter, reply 1
will i need to get  (random ad on or accessory) ?

reply 2, replier 3
you have to to make it work, which is why i am telling you to buy (totally unrelated product) . PM me if you want more specifics.

thread starter, reply 2
i dont want one of those.

reply 2, replier 2
like i said above, i've used  (brand name #1) for a few years now, and is much better than  (brand name #2) .

reply 1, replier 3
heres what i found on this.... (tech specs) (links to reviews)

thread starter, reply 3
thanks for all the help guys!

I'd like to make this a 2006 post of the year nomination under 'creativity'. 

[Sgt PSN]

Kind of hard to fit a refrigeration unit in a laptop.

Why?  They put them in mini-fridges all the time. 

[rjs246]

I think everyone's criteria for thread/post of the year are VASTLY different than mine.

[hbionic]

I think everyone's criteria for thread/post of the year are VASTLY different than mine.

The importance of categories.

[rjs246]

The importance of shut the hell up! Oh snap.

[SunMo]

The importance of shut the hell up! Oh snap.

post of the minute!

[rjs246]

post of the minute!

That actually made me a giggle a little.

[SunMo]

post of the minute!

That actually made me a giggle a little.

i'm genuinely glad

[Sgt PSN]

You guys are super helpful. 

[Wingspan]

we're not the ones who cant buy a computer on our own

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You guys are super helpful. 

Just get the Dell XPS.

[Sgt PSN]

Dude, I'm getting a Dell. 

[Susquehanna Birder]

You can't get a lot of computing power without generating heat.  Kind of hard to fit a refrigeration unit in a laptop.

But you can engineer a cooling system that makes sense.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

But you can engineer a cooling system that makes sense.

Prove it.  I want to see some schematics.

[stillupfront]

But you can engineer a cooling system that makes sense.

Prove it.  I want to see some schematics.

Does your builing have a chilled water loop available?