Run On Field? Go to Jail For Super Bowl Weekend

PhillyPhreak54 · January 17, 2006, 07:36:30 PM

QuoteBrowns | Police and courts: fan will be jailed for running onto the field
Tue, 17 Jan 2006 15:02:04 -0800

NFL.com reports Nathan Mallett, the fan who ran onto the field at Cleveland Browns Stadium during a Pittsburgh Steelers-Cleveland Browns game was sentenced to spend Super Bowl weekend in jail. He will begin his three-day sentence Friday, Feb. 3 and won't be allowed to watch the Feb. 5 game on television or listen to it on radio. The judge also ordered Mallett not to attend Browns games in Cleveland or any other city for five years as a condition of his probation. He also must perform 150 hours of community service with Browns charities. He could have been sentenced to up to 30 days in jail.

The video of James Harrison slamming the dude...set to "Move bitch, get out the way"

Sgt PSN · January 17, 2006, 07:41:48 PM

I would have loved to have gotten a close up of that asshat's face when Harrison wrapped him up. It was probably worse than the face that dude made in Detroit last year when he was laughing after throwing a beer at Artest and then Artest came in the stands after him.

PhillyPhreak54 · January 17, 2006, 07:43:48 PM

Yeah, that loser had the perfect "OH shtein" face. "

Hahahah...oh shtein. I about to get my ass whupped. Let me direct this angry sumbitch to the guy on my left who didn't throw the beer."

Feva · January 17, 2006, 07:45:56 PM

Damn... if you think about it... if this guy's a real die hard, that's a pretty farged up sentence. Not even so much the SB cuz he had to know there's no chance in hell of the Browns making it... but not going to any games for 5 years? I'd flip the farg out if someone told me that I couldn't go to any Eagles games for half a decade. Slap on a month of charity work after that... hope it was worth getting "Rock Bottomed" in front of 60,000 people.

MadMarchHare · January 17, 2006, 08:54:08 PM

You do something that stupid, you should get penalized in a meaningful way. He's losing what he wants most. Tough shtein, moron.

Diomedes · January 17, 2006, 08:58:43 PM

I love it. Especially the injunction to stay away from all future games for five goddamned years.

Think of the children!!

LBIggle · January 18, 2006, 05:33:27 AM

um, how are they exactly going to know if he's at a stadium with 60,000 people at it? as long as the dumb ass doesn't go and get raped on the field again he should be good.

Sgt PSN · January 18, 2006, 09:14:12 AM

Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on January 18, 2006, 05:33:27 AM
um, how are they exactly going to know if he's at a stadium with 60,000 people at it? as long as the dumb ass doesn't go and get raped on the field again he should be good.

Chances are no one would notice. But I'm sure he's been flagged with ticketmaster and each individual teams ticket sales office that would prevent hiim from purchasing tickets in his own name.

But if he got tickets from a scalper/ebay/ticket broker/friend/etc I highly doubt anyone from the stadium staff would recognize him on sight.

MadMarchHare · January 18, 2006, 09:17:52 AM

It's a requirement of his probation. The possibility of going back to jail for an extended period of time would be enough to keep me away.

Wingspan · January 18, 2006, 10:27:15 AM

perhaps he has to check in from a land line during a game?

Rome · January 18, 2006, 10:30:34 AM

Pfft. If he did the 30 days in county, he'd be out scot-free with no restrictions.

Why people just don't do the time is beyond me. Screw all the probationary crap and the community service nonsense.

PhillyPhreak54 · January 18, 2006, 01:50:29 PM

Screw that. Gimme probation. I wouldn't want to spend one day in jail.

Rome · January 18, 2006, 01:57:01 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 18, 2006, 01:50:29 PM
Screw that. Gimme probation. I wouldn't want to spend one day in jail.

Not even an all-female jail?

rjs246 · January 18, 2006, 02:03:16 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 10:30:34 AM
Pfft. If he did the 30 days in county, he'd be out scot-free with no restrictions.

Why people just don't do the time is beyond me. Screw all the probationary crap and the community service nonsense.

This is utter nonsense. Every word of it.

General_Failure · January 18, 2006, 02:09:25 PM

"Hey boss, I'm gonna need the next 30 days off. Yeah, I kinda ran on to the field during a game a couple weeks ago - you saw that - and now I've got to spend a month in lockup. It was that or community service, and I just don't have the time for that. So, you know, you might want to get an intern in here or something. I'll see you next month. Have a good weekend!"