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PoopyfaceMcGee

January 10, 2006, 05:35:48 PM

rjs246

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January 10, 2006, 05:55:54 PM
Typical. THey can't even top the league in misery.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

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January 10, 2006, 06:28:11 PM
I am surprised Cincy is only seventh. When Palmer went down I winced, and thought, "Wow. Talk about a nasty kick in the nuts for those fans." Then I reminded myself that I need another beer, and I got over it.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

JTrotter Fan

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January 10, 2006, 09:27:27 PM
Well that is totally gay.  How can the Cowboys lead the league in anything but felonies?!
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Feva

#4
January 11, 2006, 05:44:12 AM
Quote6. Buffalo Bills
How have they suffered? Let us count the ways:


Scott Norwood's kick sailing wide right. Thurman Thomas forgetting his helmet. Thomas' fumble and the blown lead at halftime. The Music City Miracle. Becoming a national punch line for failure -- their Super Bowl XXVIII loss led to a classic David Letterman Top 10 list, "The Top 10 Things Marv Levy Said at Halftime," including "No. 3. Let's plan exactly how you're gonna dump the Gatorade on me" and "No. 8, We've got a long ride home, so I don't want anyone wearing themselves out."


Let's see, does that about cover it? Whoops. No. Geez, how could we forget?


The Juice.


Ha. I remember that Top Ten List.  Two other ones I remember are "Alright boys, let's go out there and start sucking!" and "Whaddya mean we've got another half to play?!"

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

bobbyinlondon

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January 11, 2006, 06:41:58 AM
This was a good one:

27. Washington taterskins
The Daniel Snyder years have left fans feeling like (pick your analogy):


A. Joe Theismann after Lawrence Taylor twirled his leg like a pencil sharpener  :-D
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