Marcus Vick arrested... yet again.

General_Failure · January 09, 2006, 06:07:34 PM

The mouth herpes probably makes it tough to pronounce a lot of things.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 09, 2006, 06:52:27 PM

Marcus Vick = Lawrence Phillips

Diomedes · January 09, 2006, 07:17:14 PM

Lawrence Who?

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 09, 2006, 07:33:41 PM

Exactly.

Diomedes · January 09, 2006, 07:36:50 PM

How did we all of a sudden start speaking the same language, and stop being dicks to each other?

Dick.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 09, 2006, 07:42:02 PM

Theory of ConcreteField:

When the Eagles are doing well, we seek arguments on other topics.
When the Eagles are sucking ass, we argue plenty about the Eagles and, thus, seek agreement on other topics.

At least we all pick on Chuggie and MDS, no matter what the situation with the Eagles. Good times.

rjs246 · January 09, 2006, 07:43:45 PM

I would actually submit that there was more agreeing on stuff around here when this team sucks than usual, but I don't really pay much attention to who's agreeing with who and how many hand jobs you all are giving to each other, so glaven.

Diomedes · January 09, 2006, 07:44:13 PM

That little farger MDS is gaining himself quit a rep to be compared with the likes of Chuggie.

Diomedes · January 09, 2006, 07:45:39 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 09, 2006, 07:43:45 PMhand jobs

Speaking of which, all of a sudden hand jobs are all the rage in internet porn. All of a sudden. What gives?

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 09, 2006, 07:48:11 PM

My pr0n rule of thumb: If I can do it to myself, it's not that interesting to watch.

rjs246 · January 09, 2006, 07:51:30 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 09, 2006, 07:48:11 PM
My pr0n rule of thumb: If I can do it to myself, it's not that interesting to watch.

A farging men. If this is the latest in porn we may have reached the official 'end of what is possible in the world of sex.' I've seen some shtein that I never would have, or could have thought of in porn flicks. I was convinced that there was no end to the possibilities and now I hear that farging handjobs are en vogue. Well to hell with that. Beastiality and Poop Games, now that requires creativity. Handjobs require a pulse.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 09, 2006, 07:53:13 PM

Right. I mean... a chick giving some d00d a handie is just not interesting. Now, while a chick getting banged by a horse or a dog is not arousing for me, personally, at least it is interesting and fun to watch.

rjs246 · January 09, 2006, 07:56:39 PM

Humor is at least 35% of the reason to watch porn. And I'm not sure anything's funnier than watching some broad give head to a turd as it is being squeezed from another broad's ass. Hilarious!

Diomedes · January 09, 2006, 07:57:51 PM

The Marcus Vick thread is coming along nicely.

MDS · January 09, 2006, 08:00:20 PM

Get your hands off my balls you bunch of losers.