how many would you hit...

Started by ice grillin you, January 04, 2006, 01:30:10 PM

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hbionic

Quote from: rjs246 on June 20, 2008, 10:20:30 AM
Wow. You guys are farging great at picking women.

RJS...I'm sure you've seen the selection out in those parts. I guess most east coasters operate on the 'marry the first thing that somewhat resembles a woman' mentality. I can't blame them.

*Note- If you live in Denver and you are looking for a good looking woman, you're better off stealing a beer girl poster from the local dive, putting it over your mattress and proceed to hump the shtein out of it, it's the best ANYONE is going to get out there.

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Feva

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Geowhizzer

Quote from: ice grillin you on June 20, 2008, 09:56:54 AM
no way the tax breaks are money

Never heard of the "marriage penalty," eh?

ice grillin you

just recently...that and the pms thing everyone has been talking about
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer

Quote from: ice grillin you on June 20, 2008, 11:59:13 AM
just recently...that and the pms thing everyone has been talking about

pms is part of the marriage penalty.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: SunMo on June 20, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
it's easier just to deal with it and then bang the occasional drunk friend who just got out of a long relationship that is up from the city to visit your other friend while you guys are all hanging out

i heard

from a friend of a friend?

General_Failure

Quote from: FastFreddie on June 20, 2008, 12:12:09 PM
Quote from: SunMo on June 20, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
it's easier just to deal with it and then bang the occasional drunk friend who just got out of a long relationship that is up from the city to visit your other friend while you guys are all hanging out

i heard

from a friend of a friend?

From the guy drillin' his wife.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Father Demon



no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

LBIggle

aww. its only "partly" her fault.

pick up a salad.

or puke a lot.

PhillyPhreak54

The farg are chocolate digestive biscuits?

shtein biscuits?!

BigEd76


PoopyfaceMcGee

Trick question.  They're all the same girl.

But I'd hit it 8 times (the extra one for good luck).

Father Demon



Yes, yes, no.  Even in the mud.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

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rjs246

There's something gross and attractive about all three. Add beer and they all could catch some fishies.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.