how many would you hit...

Started by ice grillin you, January 04, 2006, 01:30:10 PM

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Father Demon

I hate seeing pictures of strippers out of their element.  I would prefer to think they all like they do when I see them when I'm drunk at 2 am and in poor lighting.  Real life ruins the mood.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

SD_Eagle5

Out of the 10 Dallas strippers I pick: None of the above

rjs246

Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 12:36:19 PM

Every single one except for the one all the way to the left. She's got a face like a foot.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

methdeez

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 12, 2007, 02:09:32 PM
1) no
2) jeezus Christ no
3) bow chicka bow wow (yes)
4) agh! (no)
5) that's a man (no)
6) gimme a 6-pack and an extra-thick rubber
7) Maybe - I need more information on the forehead - is that skin grafts or something?
8.) no no no
9) she looks innocent, which is a lie, but if she can play innocent also... Yes, please.
10) see #5

9 is the hottest one. And the one who looks liek she doesn't give a damn, which I like.

hbionic

Everytime I get an erection for wanting to cage those asian bitches, I see that picture.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Drunkmasterflex

I would have to say that I would do everyone of those strippers.  The reason is because every time I go to a strip club, I am or on the verge of black out status. 
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Father Demon

OK, freaks...   let's hear it.

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

They look like they've been run through the laminating machine.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hbionic

Body Building women, only look good when they are not pumped up...and if they have nice grills...which isn't usually the case.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Geowhizzer

We'd probably all do them.  Only because they can force us.  :paranoid

rjs246

I don't care how much they punch me, I'm not getting wood.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

methdeez


Geowhizzer

Quote from: methdeez on January 14, 2007, 11:40:44 PM
I'd hit the one on the left.

So would I.  With a 2X4.  But the 2X4 would probably break in half.  And then she'd do the same to me.

Sgt PSN

I can only imagine that sucking on their tah-tahs would be like like sucking on the corner of a brick. 

The one on the left looks like she's at least got a decent mug and least manly body out of the 3.  So she'd be the one to get it.  I suspect that she would kill  and devour me immediately after the deed is done though.  Like a black widow or praying mantis.  And that makes me sad.