how many would you hit...

[PhillyPhreak54]

Lohan at #50? She shouldn't even be on there.

Eva Mendes is goddamn smokin'

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

We're getting off topic, though.

Is there anyone on the list of 99 that you wouldn't bone?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Top 5 who I would hit:
1. Salma Hayek!!!(being at #32 is a crime)
2. Eva Mendes
3. Roselyn Sanchez
4. Paz Vega
5. Jennifer Lopez

Top 5 I would not hit:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Mia Kirshner
3. Sienna Guillory
4. Molly Sims
5. Eva Green

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I wonder if Phreak has a thing for Latinos?  Haha.

Mia Kershner is hot.  I'd bend that shtein sideways.  As for the others, I'm not a massive fan of anyone, but the only one that I'd probably actually turn down is Lohan, as I don't want to get teh AIDS.

[PhillyPhreak54]

No love for Latinos...those are dudes.

Latinas are chicks. And its is shocking that they'd be all in my top 5. Vida Guerra would be #6 on there. Hell if I did a top 10 they'd all be latina chicks. Jessica Biel and Jessia Simpson would maybe make the top 10.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No love for Latinos...those are dudes.

Latinas are chicks.

Whatever, nitpicky Spanish grammar douche.

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

I fell for that once and ever since I make sure there's an a on the end there.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I fell for that once and ever since I make sure there's an a on the end there.

One of your Texas redneck buddies get you good, did he?

Phreak:  I want to bone Salma Hayek so much.
redneck:  Man, you really like you some Latinos, don't you?
Phreak:  Yeah, man.
redneck:  Yukety yuk! Bwahaha! Latinos are guys, man!  You're gay!
Phreak:  Oh no!  I just admitted I'm gay!  Now I better make sure I study the gender of Spanish language so I don't do that again!
redneck:  Don't you fret, Jay.  Let's go chew some tobacky, shoot something, and spoon each other all night.

[PhillyPhreak54]

It was a mexican friend of mine who got me.

And remind me then next time I see you to choke you.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm not afraid of your stangling.

[Feva]

... and I don't even need to tell you what I think of Halle Berry's ranking.

Too high?  Yeah, she's starting to look old.

I am going to kill you.

We're getting off topic, though.

Is there anyone on the list of 99 that you wouldn't bone?

From what I remember, Lohan and the one chick... I think it was Eva Green.  There may have been a couple others.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ha.  My work here is done.

[Feva]

I'm not kidding.  Get your affairs in order.

[Rome]

Halle's the hottest 40 year old piece of tail on earth.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I just like to rile up Feva.

Actually, Halle's ahead of Alba right now on my list, thanks to Alba going all anorexic and shtein.