how many would you hit...

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phattymatty

#345
December 09, 2006, 07:11:16 PM
i just met the black girl up top a few nights ago at one of my neighborhood bars.

she's hot as shtein.

Diomedes

#346
December 09, 2006, 07:11:51 PM
which one?  if you mean the one NOT looking toward the ground, i wanna know:  was she as uppity in person as she looks in that photo?
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rjs246

#347
December 11, 2006, 01:29:57 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 09, 2006, 03:19:42 PM




I made out with one of those girls a couple of times in high school. Like 15-year-olds-in-the-back-of-a-movie-theater made out. It was hot. Second base rules.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Eaglez

#348
December 11, 2006, 10:06:18 PM

Diomedes

#349
December 11, 2006, 10:09:32 PM
How much do I have to pay to have all four at once?  $600?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Eaglez

#350
December 11, 2006, 10:17:52 PM
That one was probably too easy, this one might require some concerted decision making...

Diomedes

#351
December 11, 2006, 10:22:12 PM
Jesus Christ, now THIS is the kind of photo we should be looking at. 

chubbie left..after drinks, yes.  obscured left..is that a guy?  Demi Moore freak...you bet.  Braces girl, no way, but the blond standing behind her would get it.  Brunette in white top with trashy smile gets it, man/dyke obscured behind her and far right couldn't pay me for it.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Eaglez

#352
December 11, 2006, 10:30:52 PM
The one in the middle looks 12 years old; either her mouth is full of metal or she just chomped on a chocolate dragon before the photo was taken.

MDS

#353
December 11, 2006, 11:10:31 PM
top blonde and the slut next to her on the right. the others can fondle one of my balls.
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Father Demon

#354
December 12, 2006, 12:21:03 AM
Third from the left, the blonde in the white shirt third from the right, and the slut in the back with her fingers up the 12 year old's ass -- they would all get a taste of the Little Demon.

The rest can watch, and cheer me on.
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Seabiscuit36

#355
December 12, 2006, 09:18:35 AM
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T_Section224

#356
December 12, 2006, 09:28:14 AM
yes, yes, yes, no, and a big no for the dude.
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Feva

#357
December 12, 2006, 01:20:35 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on December 11, 2006, 10:17:52 PM
That one was probably too easy, this one might require some concerted decision making...



None of them... because unlike Chuggie, I have no fantasies of getting my ass busted open by some guy in prison.
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Rome

#358
December 12, 2006, 01:22:18 PM

PhillyPhreak54

#359
December 12, 2006, 01:27:47 PM
 :paranoid :paranoid

Yeah, I tore up the one front left.
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