2006 Resolu....uh......things you hope happen this upcoming year.

[hbionic]

Workout

Set up my website
Set up an online business
visit philly and/or tampa depending who's going where
go on a cruise
bungee jump or skydive
go snowboarding this season
make bank
plan my 30th birthday and have it kick ass
set up my turntables and finally learn how to scratch like the pros
learn how to play the piano or harmonica or conga drums or violin
go to machupichu

...can't think of others right now.

[rjs246]

Workout. The softness of my skinny ass is making me angrier by the second.
Stop smoking entirely.
Drink more.
Go on some sort of vacation.
Beat my neighbor's dog to death.

[hbionic]

Beat my neighbor's dog to death.

It wouldn't happen to be a border collie, would it? I have one....bitch never shuts the farg up...we did that surgery to take her bark away.....it was back after two weeks...beating her to death has crossed my mind many a times.

[Wingspan]

Beat my neighbor's dog to death.

It wouldn't happen to be a border collie, would it? I have one....bitch never shuts the farg up...we did that surgery to take her bark away.....it was back after two weeks...beating her to death has crossed my mind many a times.

staple her mouth shut

[rjs246]

It's a beagle retriever mut. It farging barks and whines and snaps and growls all the time and I'm dog sitting for it right now which means I have to deal with it every night. Strangulation would be most satisfying I believe.

[Sgt PSN]

I want to become less of a procrastinator but I think I'll wait until 2007 for that one. 

[Sgt PSN]

Beat my neighbor's dog to death.

It wouldn't happen to be a border collie, would it? I have one....bitch never shuts the farg up...we did that surgery to take her bark away.....it was back after two weeks...beating her to death has crossed my mind many a times.

staple her mouth shut

Then he won't have anyone to lick the peanut butter off his mud nickle. 

[Wingspan]

leaves more for you

[MURP]

I'm dog sitting

I'm dog sitting

I'm dog sitting

[rjs246]

Dude, it f'ing sucks. My ladyfriend is on her winter break from school and went home to see her moms. She took our neighbor who is in her program and I got left with her stinking dog. Lcuky it gets smacked around on the nightly.

Laugh at me for my fate. I deserve it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1. Don't share truly important career/personal goals with message board *friends*.
2. Either move back to Philadelphia area or have definite plan for early 2007 to do so.
3. Continue to eat well, but try to work out one more day a week (3 vs. 2).
4. Drink less paint thinner and more beer.
5. Go on some other vacation besides the late Spring trip to Disney World with teh wife's family.
6. Pay off HELOC, then start adding money to car payments to pay off early.
7. Spend less time on CF and more time doing things that will make me more money or more happy.
    7a. Don't post a topic to announce this when I decide to do it.
8. Figure out why the farg my CD AND DVD burners in personal computer are either not reading anything and/or only reading but not writing and/or writing but doing so with crappy quality.
9. Clean up dog shtein in backyard at least every 2 weeks.
10. Start remembering important birthdays like sister and stepmother.

Just think how many more I have that I'm not sharing with you fruity peeps.

[Diomedes]

farg more
get high more
drink more
die

[Sgt PSN]

farg more
get high more
drink more
die

Chances are if you accomplish the first 3 then the 4th will be automatic. 

[hbionic]

1. Don't share truly important career/personal goals with message board *friends*.

Friends? This is more like a disfunctional extended family. Brother.

[Sgt PSN]

You got that right.  Sister.