I drank a bunch of Absinthe last night

[MDS]

oh sorry, oh holy sarcastic mean-spirited miserable poster. what ever can i do to make this awful backlashing towards your minor accomplishments go away?

[mussa]

douch bag

[MDS]

now im certain its douchebag.

[rjs246]

oh sorry, oh holy sarcastic mean-spirited miserable poster. what ever can i do to make this awful backlashing towards your minor accomplishments go away?

Tell me a story.

[MDS]

one day mds got up at 1040. he went on the computer, and then had a bagel with butter with a glass of orange juice for breakfast while reading the sports page. Then he played Madden 98 for old times sake, and after that, went down to watch some football. At about 230, he took his dogs for a walk and stopped to talk to some random old lady. Then he came back inside to watch more football before going on the computer again.

The end.

[rjs246]

one day mds got up at 1040. he went on the computer, and then had a bagel with butter with a glass of orange juice for breakfast while reading the sports page. Then he played Madden 98 for old times sake, and after that, went down to watch some football. At about 230, he took his dogs for a walk and stopped to talk to some random old lady. Then he came back inside to watch more football before going on the computer again.

The end.

I didn't think that it was possible, but you may actually be even more boring than I originally thought.

[mussa]

did anyone else notice.  he didn't get laid! oh the misery of hairy palms.  oh the misery.  tissue after tissue, used just as much for clean up and crying all night long.  oh the misery! 

[MDS]

one day mds got up at 1040. he went on the computer, and then had a bagel with butter with a glass of orange juice for breakfast while reading the sports page. Then he played Madden 98 for old times sake, and after that, went down to watch some football. At about 230, he took his dogs for a walk and stopped to talk to some random old lady. Then he came back inside to watch more football before going on the computer again.

The end.

I didn't think that it was possible, but you may actually be even more boring than I originally thought.

Oh its possible. This is what happens when everyone you know is still at school, or people from school are all back home too far away. I'm also too cheap to spend money on gas, which limits my transportation options.

[rjs246]

Jesus christ dude. Have you no shame?

[MDS]

Not really. I'm just trying to go through life the easiet way possible. I figure you only live so long, so why work and not have fun for so much of it?

[rjs246]

Not really. I'm just trying to go through life the easiet way possible. I figure you only live so long, so why work and not have fun for so much of it?

Yeah, it sounds like you're really having a blast right now.

[MDS]

Well everyone description of fun is different. To me, I do enjoy sitting on my ass and watching football. It's actually one of my favorite things to do.

[rjs246]

Well everyone description of fun is different. To me, I do enjoy sitting on my ass and watching football. It's actually one of my favorite things to do.

Uh, not me. I hate that. Football? What's that?!

Basically you're saying that you have fun two days a week doing something by yourself. People wish they were you.

[General_Failure]

Glad to hear you didn't converse with Converse.

That.
Was.
AWEFUL.

Yes, but it needed to be said. So screw you.

[mussa]

oh man i drank waaay to many red bull and vodkas last night.