Looking Ahead: Offseason Wishlist

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PhillyPhanInDC

#90
January 10, 2006, 07:42:49 PM Last Edit: January 10, 2006, 08:08:04 PM by PhillyPhaninDC
Quote from: methdeez on January 10, 2006, 07:37:12 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 10, 2006, 06:26:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on January 10, 2006, 06:24:45 PM
Hell, Ike can come over and farg my sister!

He said he's on his way. That's not a direct quote, but he did sound out of breath.
Did you explain that his sister is not actually the girl in his aviator?


Again. And you are right, my sister (who doesn't really exist) is not the chick in Aviator.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Rome

#91
January 10, 2006, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 10, 2006, 06:12:29 PM
Lurie needs to sell the team to Ike.

Forget that.  Put him in charge of the cheerleaders.

:yay

General_Failure

#92
January 10, 2006, 08:09:04 PM
The cheerleaders really don't need Ike's help.

The man. The myth. The legend.

methdeez

#93
January 10, 2006, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on January 10, 2006, 07:42:49 PM
Quote from: methdeez on January 10, 2006, 07:37:12 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 10, 2006, 06:26:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on January 10, 2006, 06:24:45 PM
Hell, Ike can come over and farg my sister!

He said he's on his way. That's not a direct quote, but he did sound out of breath.
Did you explain that his sister is not actually the girl in his aviator?


Again. And you are right, my sister (who doesn't really exist) is not the chick in Aviator.

That was a delightful movie, what's your point?

Rome

#94
January 10, 2006, 09:14:23 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 10, 2006, 08:09:04 PM
The cheerleaders really don't need Ike's help.

You've obviously never seen Ike shake his booty on the dance floor.

:-D

:paranoid

stillupfront

#95
January 11, 2006, 12:31:09 AM
Quote from: mhunt on January 10, 2006, 09:12:53 AM
isn't the #3 hb usually expected to play special teams?

Mike Patterson handles some of the return chores ususlly relegated to the #3 HB


1/9/06


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MadMarchHare

#96
January 11, 2006, 04:03:43 PM
A good start on the offseason of great potential. :-D

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/homeNewsDetail.jsp?id=43146
Anyone but Reid.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#97
January 11, 2006, 04:19:12 PM Last Edit: January 11, 2006, 04:23:46 PM by FFatPatt
Don Ho will jizz himself that the Eagles signed Timmy Chang.


But at least our WR problems are no more:

QuoteWide receiver Edward Simms is a 6-4, 230-pound wide receiver from William Penn College. He has been assigned to NFL Europe.

YES!  Man, do they churn out the studs at William Penn College, or what?

rjs246

#98
January 11, 2006, 04:28:45 PM
QuoteQB Timmy Chang     6-2     194     Hawaii

Jesus. That's one skinny ass dude.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

pinoyboy2pt0

#99
January 11, 2006, 04:53:48 PM
Yeah, but he's very aerodynamic.
Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No pro bowl WR's.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Retarded special teams.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  "I've got to do a better job."  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Running game shines for 3 plays. Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No adjustments anywhere.  Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  (repeat)

General_Failure

#100
January 11, 2006, 05:18:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 11, 2006, 04:28:45 PM
QuoteQB Timmy Chang     6-2     194     Hawaii

Jesus. That's one skinny ass dude.

And he's still got 20 pounds on Pinkston.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MadMarchHare

#101
January 11, 2006, 05:30:49 PM
shtein, I'm 6'3" 170.  Of course, I don't play football......
Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

#102
January 11, 2006, 05:33:41 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 11, 2006, 05:18:25 PM
And he's still got 20 pounds on Pinkston.

And Pinkston is 6'4"... ugh.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#103
January 11, 2006, 05:44:46 PM
How the hell does Pinkston not blow away in a stiff breeze?

The man. The myth. The legend.

BigEd76

#104
January 11, 2006, 05:50:03 PM
For those that don't follow college football, Chang is the all-time NCAA passing leader, but his size kept him out of the NFL...
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