Skiing is for pansies

[mussa]

oh what fun this would be

[phattymatty]

Chuck Norris has no chin.  Beneath his beard is another fist.

[Sgt PSN]

That's farging awesome.  I love skiing but but I'm not all that great when it comes to jumping.  Actually, I'm good at jumping but it's the landing that gets me.  Maybe having a parachute on me will help ensure I stay on my feet when I land. 

[ice grillin you]

sonny bono didnt go out like no sucka

[mussa]

yea u figure ud have to know alittle sum sum about parachuting, otherwise i could see myself flying into the ski lift cables.  im sure these guys get laid like crazy at the ski resorts.   

[General_Failure]

Chuck Norris has no chin.  Beneath his beard is another fist.

That seems kind of pointless to me, especially since Chuck Norris solves every problem with a roundhouse kick.

[mussa]

 fist chin or not Bruce Lee kicks chunk norris ass.

[Tomahawk]

fist chin or not Bruce Lee kicks chunk norris ass.

HOLLA!

[General_Failure]

But he's dead now, so there you go.

[mussa]

he is dead...thats because he kicked so much ass. 
chuck norris is alive because bruce lee felt bad for his sorry ass and let chunk live. 

[mussa]

i love how this thread went from parachute skiing, to chunk norris' fist chin, to how much bruce lee rules.

[phattymatty]

chuck norris' chief export is pain.

[Diomedes]

Huh.  And here I was thinking his chief product was cheese.

[hbionic]

Chuck Norris has no chin.  Beneath his beard is another fist.

[General_Failure]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.