Gift Ideas?

[PhillyGirl]

Ed is the King of the Interwebs.

[SD_Eagle5]

I suggest a $200 gift certificate to the her favorite mall.

[PhillyGirl]

I suggest a $200 gift certificate to the her favorite mall.

LOL...so personal.

[Sgt PSN]

I always get my significant other (when I maintain one) a pair of flip flops and a dildo.  That way, if she doesn't like the flip flops she can go farg herself. 

I can't wait to see some of the creative editing jobs for this one. 

[Sgt PSN]

I suggest a $200 gift certificate to the her favorite mall.

Other than a pacifier, I imagine this would be the only other logical gift for your 20 year old girlfriend. 

[Wingspan]

I always get my significant other (when I maintain one) a pair of flip flops and a dildo.  That way, if she doesn't like the flip flops she can go farg herself. 

I can't wait to see some of the creative editing jobs for this one. 

i KNEW that joke was coming...and yet i still laughed.

eat shtein, sassy. 

[SD_Eagle5]

I suggest a $200 gift certificate to the her favorite mall.

Other than a pacifier, I imagine this would be the only other logical gift for your 20 year old girlfriend. 

We sort of said our goodbyes yesterday morning. No need to drag the relationship out since I'm moving 3000 miles away. I probaby would have given her a 1 hour of Mike fun card.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1 hour?  Please.  I'm sure it's more like 47 seconds, tops.

[BigEd76]

you keep track of this stuff?  good God, Ed. 

Of course not.  I just know stuff. 



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[rjs246]

Lipo.

[Zanshin]

On $200?  Lucky she doesn't need it, or I'd have to get her a flobee with a fat sucking attachment.

[General_Failure]

Forget the flowbee, go with the giant George Foreman grill. Knocks out the fat and gives her a nice tan.

[MURP]