College Basketball Thread

[ice grillin you]

look at the sick elevation on this jumper

[MDS]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4392828

holy farg what a messed up story. nice job pitino.

[QB Eagles]

The 2007-2008 Memphis Tigers season (including their Final Four appearance) has been stripped and the team is on three-year probation.

Among other violations, Derrick Rose cheated on his SATs.

[Sgt PSN]

kind of hard to cheat on your sat when you aren't the one taking them. 

[QB Eagles]

Even the guy who actually took the test did kinda zesty (740-750) but I guess they wanted to make it believable.

[rjs246]

Wait, his total sat score was 750? For god's sake, did he really need someone to take the test for him to get that? That's a sub-feline intelligence level.

[ice grillin you]

all they needed was someone who could get one more point than the score that doesnt allow people to play college basketball

[rjs246]

Jesus. How low is too low? My shoe could get a 750.

[ice grillin you]

im not sure...lets just say derrick rose aint smurt

[BigEd76]

Kevin Garnett couldn't even reach the qualifying score

[rjs246]

Well color me amazed that either of them can fashion words in a coherent manner.

[MDS]

hed fit in well in south boston.

well, except for the black thing.

laugh rusty. laugh.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Bruce Pearl:

"I've got a tough job. I've got to put these guys from different worlds together, right?" Pearl said. "I've got guys from Chicago, Detroit ... I'm talking about the 'hood! And I've got guys from Grainger County, where they wear the hood.''

According to data from the U.S. Census Bureau Web site, the population of Grainger County, which is northeast of Knoxville in eastern Tennessee, is 98 percent white. The county's population is 22,333, according to recent census estimates.

[ice grillin you]

haha

[phattymatty]

lunardi has a mock bracket up already...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/bracketology

i love college bball season.