College Basketball Thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I don't like Duke, and the kid looks like a prick, but you have to respect the skills.

[SunMo]

i don't and I WON'T!!111!  oh snizzap!

[phattymatty]

Holy ish... white boy Redick has range like MAD.  He was dropping them in from all over the map.  Sick.

He throws them up 5 feet behind the nba line on a regular basis.

the only reason he's hated so much more than most players is that he looks like a normal dude.  you wouldn't automatically think he's a baller if you saw him on the street, and that gets dudes jealous.

[SunMo]

i hate him because he plays for Duke and he's a smug little punk.  he won't be ish in the NBA and i'll love that.

[ice grillin you]

correction: the only reason hes hated so much is he plays for duke....if you just saw these two who would you hate more?

   

[SunMo]

i can't see either one of those pictures.  but  if one is Adam Morrison, he's not far behind on the shtein list

[hunt]

why do you hate the white man?

[SunMo]

i don't, i just hate that poetry writing, nose picking, punk ass

[MDS]

Thats why my boy Nee Ingram will give JJ Vagina Redick the peoples elbow.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I hope so.  When does Temple play Duke?

[ice grillin you]

25th

[phattymatty]

morrison wins because of the moustache factor.  i don't think jj can grow one yet.

[MadMarchHare]

farg Dook.

[ice grillin you]

home.comcast.net/~aa23/rap/dukerapl.mp3


Intro:
Brad: I only got a 1420, I can't get into Princeton
Larry: That's why you go to Dook you ugly mother f**ker. Ugh, Maryland. Blue Devil killers. You know who you're real rivals are we bring it two ya, c'mon.

Verse 1:
Larry:
First off f**k your school and your chicks are lame/
Maryland Terrapins come equipped with game/
You proud to be a Dookie wearing blue and white/
But Nik just nutted on you bitches, now you're scarred for life/
The whole nation just saw the weak hearts we ripped/
All you little Cameron Crazies are some corny ass bitches/
We came to Cameron and sh**ted on your idol/
Next mission, win the ACC title, you know the cycle/
JJ Redick hiding your acne looks pathetic, why don't you use Stridex or even Azalaic/
Sheldin Williams please get a makeover soon, half Chewbacka half Ken Griffey from the Simpsons' cartoon/
As long as Gary's here this s**t is on for life, so don't let JJ get high tonight/
Blue Devils murdered on the court for real, f**k with Gary and get your clout stealed

Chorus:
You better flop when you play the Terps/
Call the riot cops when you play the Terps/
You paid the refs but your buddies couldn't save ya/
Now you bout to feel the wrath of our savior/
Dookies we lit em up

Larry talking:
Check this out, I don't even know why I'm on this track. Ya'll Dookies ain't on my level. We should just let Mike Grinnon ride on you Dook Blue Devil bitches.

Verse 2:
Get out the lane yo, get out the lane yo/
Stop trying to pull the flop/
Their feet are never set, Shav with a stiff arm to the chest/
Coach K need to get spanked right for paying refs/
Plus you recruit illegally, and I know that you hearing me/
Plus all the time on ESPN, and Myron Piggy/
We'll spank your program you can take it to the bank/
Guard your rank and watch it f**kin drop in the tank/
JJ weaker than a little girl, we coming through p**sy/
And what about K, why does he act so mushy?/
With the steady power, throwing it down low to Willy Bower/
The taste, pretty sour we make sure you remember how lit em up.

Chorus again

Verse 3:
Peep how we do it, keep it real, its elementary still, this ain't no one game fluke all you Dookies standing shocked with your mouths open/
K out-coaching Gary? You in the clouds hoping/
Smoking dope before the game watch as JJ tokes and gets high/
But we brought him down to Earth and gave that ass a try/
He's always draining threes but it's funny to me/
He puts up nothing but bricks when he faces Gary/
He'll soon be in the hall of fame/
Gary Williams everybody better know his name/
They should change Cameron's name to Comcast South/
Cause we came and took over your house/
Not even them home refs, could cramp our style/
13 point underdogs we just took it and smiled/
Now we bout to set the record straight/
We still the classless thugs from Maryland that you love to hate/
Mother f**ker we lit em up.


Brad: Yo Larry did you hear that rumor?
Larry: What rumor?
Brad: About all the Dook fans hating Mexicans?
Larry: I thought that was NC State fans?
Brad: No they hate black people.
Larry: Ahhhh.
Brad: There also poor.
Larry: Oh.

[ice grillin you]

pittsnogle update...homeboy got hitched....


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