JR Reed talks about his injury

[Dillen]

God damn, he said he was HANGING from the fence? Wow. That would suck. Bad.

[Geowhizzer]

Instead of Vlad the Impaler it's JR the Impaled.

[fansince61]

The first one makes no sense.   It's asking why Pinkston couldn't get hurt. 

Pinky would never take the "chance" of climbing a fence

[General_Failure]

Why would he, anyway? He could have walked right through that fence.