Let's talk about nice things.

hbionic · November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM

or is that too boring. Too much talk about rape, dogs vadges, chilly willys, pigs and cigarette smoke and bad people in group hug...I need a change of pace....my soul is beginning to darken.

Here's a topic. What if God ran for presidency...what party would he be in? What if God would win the election...but revealed that he was really a woman? But after revealing he was a woman, he was actually a lesbian? But not just any lesbian, a bull dyke? What kind of crazy shtein would happen in office? Would they call him Butch? U.S. President Butch?

Discuss.

If polygamy were legal...would you do it? Would your fantasies be 1-woman only fantasies? What if they played a trick on you such as 'guess which one forgot to take their pill today?' I think I would hate that game. What if they were all lazy and didn't cook or clean or work....all you could do is sleep with them...but other than that...you had to provide for them and clean and do laundry...would you still be a polygamist? You can't divorce or kill either.

Discuss.

What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.

PhillyGirl · November 16, 2005, 05:28:56 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM

What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.

Sex. Duh.

hbionic · November 16, 2005, 05:29:39 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 16, 2005, 05:28:56 PM
Sex. Duh.

I don't know why...but I'm kind of shocked to hear that from you. Nice answer PG.

Wingspan · November 16, 2005, 05:31:10 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
If polygamy were legal...would you do it? Would your fantasies be 1-woman only fantasies?

Tomahawk · November 16, 2005, 05:43:04 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PMWhat is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.

Deep fried sticks of butter

hbionic · November 16, 2005, 05:44:44 PM

Deep friend sticks of butter almost sound better than sex. Actually better in some cases.

General_Failure · November 16, 2005, 06:04:35 PM

You need to combine the two somehow.

rjs246 · November 16, 2005, 06:07:59 PM

I'm still trying to figure out why chilly willies don't qualify as a 'nice thing.'

Also, if polygamy were legal my fantasies wouldn't change at all. They would still involve Jessica Alba's puckerhole

rjs246 · November 16, 2005, 06:14:18 PM

Oh yeah, and with regard to breakfast, I'm gonna go ahead and say Jessica Alba's puckerhole there as well. Preferrably with an extra large side of bacon beause bacon farging rules and I don't care about your silly disclusion of bacon in the conversation!

hbionic · November 16, 2005, 06:15:31 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2005, 06:07:59 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why chilly willies don't qualify as a 'nice thing.'

Also, if polygamy were legal my fantasies wouldn't change at all. They would still involve Jessica Alba's puckerhole

[in a nice old grandma-ish type voice]Jessica Alba's puckerhole is a very nice thing rjs. [/in a nice old grandma-ish type voice]

Sgt PSN · November 16, 2005, 10:07:38 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

What the farg is breakfast? Quit speaking mexican you damn mexican.

JTrotter Fan · November 17, 2005, 12:41:30 AM

Peanut butter and jelly toast with a big glass of milk.

Mad-Lad · November 17, 2005, 01:01:18 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.

If i have a hangover, the best breakfast is a beer, advil, and water.

rjs246 · November 17, 2005, 01:02:53 PM

Corned beef hash and a can of guinness is the best hangover breakfast for this guy.

hbionic · November 17, 2005, 01:07:41 PM

Is it only because it tastes good...or does it really work against hangovers?