Most un-attractive thing on a woman

[Butchers Bill]

I can tolerate a lot from a woman...a little cellulite, stretch marks, lazy eye.  But I just cannot stand butt hair. 

I never thought lightning would strike twice in the same place (this is the same strip joint I have mentioned here before), but I was entertaining some clients the other night and this awesome looking stripper offered her services.  While I was getting this lap dance I noticed---butt hair.  Not A hair, but a thicket of it.

Anyone else have a pet-peeve about the female of the species?

[NGM]

It would have to be attitude for me.  If they are conceited it drives me up a farging wall.  Physically there isn't much that bothers outside the usuals (leprcy, being dead, etc.)

[General_Failure]

Whaddaya got against dead chicks?

[JTrotter Fan]

A woman with a mustache.  There is nothing like going in for a good DFK and seeing farging dark and semi-long mustache hairs.  Yuck!!

[Phillyiggles_fan]

Nipple hair hands down!

Everything else goes down too -- trust me...

[PhillyGirl]

BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.

"His" chick, the stripper, might not be interested in his advice.

[Sgt PSN]

BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.

I don't see how her getting someone from another country is going to help the situation. 




And while body hair on a woman is quite unattractive, I'll take that over a crappy personality anyday.  Body hair can be shaved or waxed away.  But if the woman's a bitch then she's going to remain that way. 

BB, what you should have done was left her a dollar tip and wrote "Use this dollar to buy some ass razors" on it. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

BB, what you should have done was left her a dollar tip and wrote "Use this dollar to buy some ass razors" on it. 

You sound as if you speak from experience.

[Sgt PSN]

Yup.  When I danced at Chippendale's a lady once left me a dollar tip with the same message.  Except she said I should use it for my jizz bag.  My gynormous hairy jizz bag. 

[NGM]

Whaddaya got against dead chicks?

They're cold and unattentive.  Its very frustrating.

[Sgt PSN]

Whaddaya got against dead chicks?

They're cold and unattentive. Its very frustrating.

So was my ex-wife despite the fact that she had a pulse. 

[hbionic]

BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.

I don't see how her getting someone from another country is going to help the situation. 

Simple...but funny. Nice one Sarge

[Larry]

#1 for me...dumb tattoos.

[hbionic]

A penis would also be really unattractive on a woman...unless its mine.