Hy fellers

[mussa]

im drunk...discuss...

[hbionic]

It's fun when you post when drunk. I remember I went to a bar and got rejected by a few chicks and posted the whole thing.......it was pretty sad......but I immediately deleted everything...and nobody found out. 

Also, you think you're funnier when you're drunk....so post away!

[SD_Eagle5]

im drunk...discuss...

What are you drinking? I downed a 4 pack of Guinness cans earlier 

[Susquehanna Birder]

I think people who brag about being drunk need to seriously look into counseling. Or growing some pubes.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

im drunk...discuss...

What are you drinking? I downed a 4 pack of Guinness cans earlier 

That's an expensive night of drinking.  I love Guinness, but rarely drink that much of it in a night.

[MURP]

It's fun when you post when drunk. I remember I went to a bar and got rejected by a few chicks and posted the whole thing.......it was pretty sad......but I immediately deleted everything...and nobody found out.

i have the screenshot that somewhere.....

[rjs246]

What are you drinking? I downed a 4 pack of Guinness cans earlier

That's an expensive night of drinking.  I love Guinness, but rarely drink that much of it in a night.

On the fourth of July in 2000 four of my buddies, my ladyfriend and I sat at an Irish bar in DC for 6 hours drinking before the fireworks. When we got our tab there were 96 pints of Guinness listed (and a couple of Heineken's for the ladyfriend).

One of my friends still has the receipt.

[MadMarchHare]

Jesus Christ, man, you have to take out a loan to pay that tab?
They let you make installments?

[rjs246]

We had lunch AND dinner there too. I'm good at spending money on my own momentary happiness.

[Diomedes]

On the fourth of July in 2000 four of my buddies, my ladyfriend and I sat at an Irish bar in DC for 6 hours drinking before the fireworks. When we got our tab there were 96 pints of Guinness listed (and a couple of Heineken's for the ladyfriend).

That works out to 19.2 (96/5) pints per Jerk.  Or 3.2 (19.2/6) pints per Jerk hour.  I'm not gonna call you a liar, but that's pretty hard to believe. 

[mussa]

oh man...

[rjs246]

That works out to 19.2 (96/5) pints per Jerk.  Or 3.2 (19.2/6) pints per Jerk hour.  I'm not gonna call you a liar, but that's pretty hard to believe. 

I actually agree with you, and will readily admit that there is no way I could pull that kind of shtein right now, but this was 2 months after I graduated from college and was far and away the peakest of my drinking peak. Three weeks earlier two buddies and I finished a quarter barrel by ourselves while I was moving my shtein out of our house in state college. (Which I believe came out to 24 or 26 beers a piece.) And 3 weeks before that I had finished a 750ml bottle of jack by myself in about 3 hours because none of my ladyfriends would get drunk at beach week and I wanted to show them how much more fun they would be if they were drunk.

The fact that my 175 lb body used to be able to do these things sickens and excites me.

[MURP]

Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light   That helps being able to pound em. 

[Wingspan]

3 pints of guiness an hour is more than doable.

christ i have had nights of 10+ irish carbombs.

[rjs246]

Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light   That helps being able to pound em. 

And it isn't carbonated. Which makes chugging much easier. Oh yeah, and it has less calories than skim milk. I eat it in my wheaties.