Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.

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hbionic

November 04, 2005, 02:00:36 PM
Who's as in who's kids on this board(whether you have them, will have them in the future, or are physically incapable of having them)....who's kids would grow up to be the most farged up.

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

ice grillin you

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November 04, 2005, 02:01:26 PM
your mothers
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

#2
November 04, 2005, 02:02:26 PM
MURP and PG's. Seriously, how would any of us turned out if our parent's had over 50,000 posts on one message board, met through that message board and dedicated their wedding to the eagles? Their kids are screwed!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#3
November 04, 2005, 02:03:54 PM
I'll have you know, our wedding was not dedicated to the Eagles.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#4
November 04, 2005, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:03:54 PM
I'll have you know, our wedding was not dedicated to the Eagles.

Eagles-heavy in theme, then?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hbionic

#5
November 04, 2005, 02:05:18 PM
rjs, they will have the security of living in a state that won't be underwater next year, they get to see what dead leaves look like, get to shovel snow out of their driveways/streets(an extra chore which instills discipline)....and will have a broad sense of humor to to their mothers witty sarcasm. Oh, and they'll be great at giving nicknames!


I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

PhillyGirl

#6
November 04, 2005, 02:06:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:03:54 PM
I'll have you know, our wedding was not dedicated to the Eagles.

Eagles-heavy in theme, then?

No. Green bridesmaid dresses, the pep band for 10 minutes to introduce us and a cake topper Eagles related. The rest had nothing to do with the Eagles.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PhillyGirl

#7
November 04, 2005, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 02:05:18 PM
rjs, they will have the security of living in a state that won't be underwater next year, they get to see what dead leaves look like, get to shovel snow out of their driveways/streets(an extra chore which instills discipline)....and will have a broad sense of humor to to their mothers witty sarcasm. Oh, and they'll be great at giving nicknames!

As opposed to living in the ghetto and having to breathe in smog all day every day....while going to sleep with the sweet lullabye of gunshots. :yay
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

hbionic

#8
November 04, 2005, 02:07:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:06:47 PMThe rest had nothing to do with the Eagles.

So you're saying you don't like the Eagles. Nice. I think we found the mole.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

ice grillin you

#9
November 04, 2005, 02:08:21 PM
wtf???...there might be little pg's running around one day
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MURP

#10
November 04, 2005, 02:08:23 PM
INS is a comin.....

rjs246

#11
November 04, 2005, 02:09:16 PM
Uh oh. Maybe we should just accept that their children will grow up to be taterskins fans as a form of rebellion and move on.

I for one think my children will be perfect little angels. Definitely no issues. Definitely. Little shteins.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#12
November 04, 2005, 02:10:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:09:16 PM
Uh oh. Maybe we should just accept that their children will grow up to be taterskins fans

Ironic coming from you.  :-D
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#13
November 04, 2005, 02:11:19 PM
My children will be far too terrified of me to root for anyone.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#14
November 04, 2005, 02:12:41 PM
that crackhead stillupfront probably knocked up some crackwhore and there a little crack baby roaming the streets with his fingerprints all over it
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
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