taterskins HAIKU thread

[BossHog]

My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.

So let me get this straight. You're calling the skins fan in this scenerio a tranny? Not sure how that helps your cause, but you know, BURN!

You're the one trying to shake the wang off of a tranny...  and I'm the one that burns? 

You're right... i burn... because I prefer my ladies without wangs... whether they cheer for the Skins or the Eagles.

But you go girl.

... and fatpat why are you so concerned with MY wang... shouldn't you be more worried about rjs' gf's? I mean hers/his is apparently in serious jeopardy of just dropping off! just because he/she's a tranny doesn't mean that you shouldn't treat her with respect...

That's just cold. And I hear she gives you everything she's got. There's just no pleasing some people.

So your ladyfriend's a dude ...
Well to each his own,
Try not to choke on her bone..

[rjs246]

Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

... and fatpat why are you so concerned with MY wang...

I never mentioned your wang.  You wish.

[BossHog]

Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!

I can die happy...

You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.

[rjs246]

Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!

I can die happy...

You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.

Keep saying it dude. It'll make it more funny. And true!

[BossHog]

Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!

I can die happy...

You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.

Keep saying it dude. It'll make it more funny. And true!

Ok.... You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.

This is fun isn't it?

[rjs246]

Yes circular arguments based on intentionally 'misunderstanding' something and gay jokes are what I do in my free time. You're representing the Skins fan base exactly as expected. Toss in a couple of reference to Me.O., McHeart-throb, empty trophy cases, and Reid being fat and you'll have hit for the cycle... oh, oops. You've already done that. Good job with the originality. Come back when you've got some new material. Douche.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

New material:
The skins D-line is really
Even worse than ours

They blame injuries
But really they just sucked more
From the beginning

[Beermonkey]

I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.

So let me get this straight. You're calling the skins fan in this scenerio a tranny? Not sure how that helps your cause, but you know, BURN!

You're the one trying to shake the wang off of a tranny...  and I'm the one that burns? 

You're right... i burn... because I prefer my ladies without wangs... whether they cheer for the Skins or the Eagles.

But you go girl.

... and fatpat why are you so concerned with MY wang... shouldn't you be more worried about rjs' gf's? I mean hers/his is apparently in serious jeopardy of just dropping off! just because he/she's a tranny doesn't mean that you shouldn't treat her with respect...

That's just cold. And I hear she gives you everything she's got. There's just no pleasing some people.

So your ladyfriend's a dude ...
Well to each his own,
Try not to choke on her bone.

Wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wangity wang, wonderful wang.

[phattymatty]

Last year at FedEx
spilled beer on a little kid
his dad was a douche

[Beermonkey]

Skins fan's intellect
way overestimated
see the Deadtree Crew

[BossHog]

Yes circular arguments based on intentionally 'misunderstanding' something and gay jokes are what I do in my free time. You're representing the Skins fan base exactly as expected. Toss in a couple of reference to Me.O., McHeart-throb, empty trophy cases, and Reid being fat and you'll have hit for the cycle... oh, oops. You've already done that. Good job with the originality. Come back when you've got some new material. Douche.

You're really quite senitive aren't you? Hence the 'delicate flower' comment no doubt... you're familiar with the type.

As for original material... last time I checked... Reid was still fat, T.O cared only about himself and your trophy case was still  empty... it doesn't have to be original when it still applies. Maybe you're getting over-sensitive about it as you begin to realize the truth of it all. When I'm as good at spewing nothingness as you and can also just assume that I'm comical... i'll drop back and let you know.

Peace out y'all... I'd wish ya luck but I'd rather that you collectively blew up... so that'd be wrong.

[rjs246]

Have fun sucking Gibbs off.

Maybe he'll get another gatorade bath if they go 8-8 this year.

[BigEd76]

FedEx Field night game
Retarded schedule makers
Fourth year in a row

Let's try something new!
Oh, this year we're not favored
Ah well.  Birds by 10.

[WEST is GOD]

TO rules the world
TO is out of control
TO owns the Skins