A thread to talk about poker

[Father Demon]

Which site do you play?

[rjs246]

Party Poker. Its a fargign land mine of monkeys and insanity, but its been treating me well this week.

[rjs246]

Comeuppance. As predicted. Down $200.

Update. I just made every cent that I lost back playing online. G'night, bitches.

[rjs246]

actually, make that every cent I lost. plus $100. oops.

[T_Section224]

nice job jerk

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

actually, make that every cent I lost. plus $100. oops.

It doesn't count until you cash it out, nitz.

[rjs246]

I cash out every time I finish playing online. no point in letting good money sit in my account when I've got bills to pay.

[SunMo]

don't you realize that everyime you dupe your comeuppance, you just make it angry and more vengeful

[rjs246]

I've played enough cards to know exactly that. especially since I made my money back by shamefully sucking out on a dude who had flopped a boat. I hit a higher boat on the turn after all of our money was in. The poker gods are not gonna like that. Not one bit.

[rjs246]

Holy shtein. Down about $150 last night so I left. Got a message at about 12:30 that I didn't check until this morning. Turns out the room I go to was robbed by some douche last night. Dude came in with a billy club (what?) and a piece that may or may not have been real and made off with several grand. A bunch of dudes must have lost a lot of money. farged up.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, you lost $150, but had you won, you probably would have had your winnings stolen and been beaten with a billy club?    What you're saying is that you basically won.  Again.  Congrats.

[rjs246]

Yeah I certainly don't feel the slightest bit bad about my evening in spite of the losses. I wonder what happens now. I guess they install a peephole and hire security. Which sucks. They just had a new locking system installed too.

The thing that was cool about this room is that its almost entirely dudes between 20 and 35. Young people hanging out. Perfect target for a robbery, but its probably going to be a little more tense from now on. shtein.

[SunMo]

dude, that comeuppance you keep avoiding is getting angry.

this is just like Final Destination, except more gay

[rjs246]

More gay than final destination? Whoa. I'd better invest in some anal bum covers.

[SunMo]

unless they are made from stainless steel, they won't help you