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NGM

#345
August 21, 2004, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 01:36:06 PM
Blasphemy?  Speak not to me of blasphemy. 

I would prefer not to. ;)
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Diomedes

#346
August 21, 2004, 04:03:21 PM
Oh, put away your cross.  I'm quoting Melville.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

#347
August 21, 2004, 04:15:06 PM
I don't remember the story, but "I would prefer not to" is also a classical literary quote.

The man. The myth. The legend.

NGM

#348
August 21, 2004, 05:08:55 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 04:03:21 PM
Oh, put away your cross.  I'm quoting Melville.

Dio to leave you off easy and tell you to read Bartelby the Scrivner by...none other than Herman Melville.  Pompous ass...oppps i lied.  And god doesn't like that.  Im a blasphemer :evil
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Diomedes

#349
August 21, 2004, 05:57:57 PM
I am an ass!  From the mountaintops, I am an ASS!

edit:  a pompous one! 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

NGM

#350
August 21, 2004, 08:09:57 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 05:57:57 PM
I am an ass!  From the mountaintops, I am an ASS!

edit:  a pompous one! 

Haha your my boy Dio.  Its a good short story anyway.  You should check it out just for enjoyment.
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Sgt PSN

#351
August 21, 2004, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 21, 2004, 01:31:35 PM
Arg.  Im glad to finally see ya Ishmael.  Will ya help me find the whale that did this to me leg?

Lemme guess Yeti.....it was a Sperm Whale wasn't it?  :-D ;)

NGM

#352
August 21, 2004, 08:22:26 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2004, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 21, 2004, 01:31:35 PM
Arg.  Im glad to finally see ya Ishmael.  Will ya help me find the whale that did this to me leg?

Lemme guess Yeti.....it was a Sperm Whale wasn't it?  :-D ;)

BANG! Dynamite dropin. :-D :-D :-D
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Diomedes

#353
August 21, 2004, 09:01:21 PM Last Edit: August 22, 2004, 07:40:19 AM by Diomedes
Quote from: New Green Monster on August 21, 2004, 08:09:57 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 05:57:57 PM
I am an ass!  From the mountaintops, I am an ASS!
edit:  a pompous one! 
Haha your my boy Dio. Its a good short story anyway. You should check it out just for enjoyment.

Worst of all, I've read it.  Twice.  Just didn't make the connection, because I'm a Pompous Ass.   :-[
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

#354
August 23, 2004, 11:09:27 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2004, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 21, 2004, 01:31:35 PM
Arg.  Im glad to finally see ya Ishmael.  Will ya help me find the whale that did this to me leg?

Lemme guess Yeti.....it was a Sperm Whale wasn't it?  :-D ;)

Et tu Brute?

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Manta de Sarcoptes

#355
August 23, 2004, 12:02:41 PM
Hello. My name is Welfare Fraud. You can call me Welfare Fraud.

I like football. ???
Neuroglia of the Teratical Honeycomb Stomach's Colossal Corpus Callosum

NGM

#356
August 23, 2004, 05:11:33 PM
Whats up dude.  I shall call you DOS for drain on society.  GO EAGLES! :evil
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Yeti

#357
August 26, 2004, 04:46:00 PM
Welfare fraud, your avatar looks like my friday nights.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

#358
August 27, 2004, 01:10:48 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 26, 2004, 04:46:00 PM
Welfare fraud, your avatar looks like my friday nights.

WTF is that? A ghost? ???
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Dillen

#359
September 04, 2004, 12:05:56 AM
Ed told me to mention im an Astros fan.  :paranoid
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