If you were hbionic for a day....

[hbionic]

What would you do? You only get 24 hours...none of this the day ends when I go to sleep bullshtein.

*Note: I'd like to give a shout out to Yeti and jonezilla. Shout out or type out? Whatever.

[Diomedes]

<speechless>

[henchmanUK]

I would change my baseball allegiance from the Los Angeles Dodgers to the Chicago Cubs - the spritual sporting franchise for all those who believe in karma, curses and mumbo jumbo.
*This message was brought to you in association with the Chicago White Sox - throwers of the 1919 World Series, champions of the 2005 World Series*

[MURP]

put a loaded gun to my head and pull the trigger.

[henchmanUK]

put a loaded gun to my head and pull the trigger.

Aah, I see we agree.

[mussa]

id farg as many mexican hookers/schoolgirls as i could with that little penis of his.   

[Tomahawk]

I'd do the right thing and call INS on myself.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I would sit around watching ESPN all day, until the the last 10 minutes as my day as you, then drink 20 bottles of fire-hot hot sauce, eat 10 cans of beans, and eat 5 boxes of ex-lax. With the final 2 seconds, I would slam your pathetic dork in the door twice.

[PhillyGirl]

Rent a man-whore.

[Feva]

Rent a man-whore.

You could at least give the guy some variety for a day.

[BigEd76]

Three words:  "Whores with AIDS" 

[Sgt PSN]

I'd spend the first half of the day visiting local prisons and pissing off all the inmates.  Then I'd spend the second half of the day commiting crimes and random acts of violence around town.  And just before my day as hbionic would come to an end I would turn myself into local authorities.

Of course, I'd also prepare my mexican friend for his stay in prison by getting a large tattoo on his back of an arrow pointing straight down with the words "fun hole" on it.  Good luck in the showers Chuggie. 

[rjs246]

Three words.

HIV infested hookers.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Three words:  "Whores with AIDS" 

Three words.

HIV infested hookers.

I'm sensing a theme.

[JTrotter Fan]

I'd spend the first half of the day visiting local prisons and pissing off all the inmates.  Then I'd spend the second half of the day commiting crimes and random acts of violence around town.  And just before my day as hbionic would come to an end I would turn myself into local authorities.

Of course, I'd also prepare my mexican friend for his stay in prison by getting a large tattoo on his back of an arrow pointing straight down with the words "fun hole" on it.  Good luck in the showers Chuggie. 

That's gotta be a winner right there.