Stupid Halloween Costumes

[PhillyPhanInDC]

For those of you indoors tonight, and handing out candy to the unwashed masses, please give a description of the worst costumes you've seen tonight, who was wearing it and what your reaction was.


Some kid came to my house about ten minutes ago dressed as LaVar Arrington. He was all of nine I guess. I said I wasn't giving him anything, my wife got pissed told me to stop, and gave the kid a Mallow Cup.

I promised myself when I was a young trick-or-treater I would never give a kid a zesty mallow cup for Halloween. My wife unwittingly became my accomplice in sticking it to the kid.

[Diomedes]

The kids in my neighborhood look like you'd expect in the ghetto.  Like crap.  No imagination, no effort.  Just a big bag and a $9.99 costume.  A lion.  A batman.  A princess. 

I let the dog out front for the night. 

[PhillyPhanInDC]

The kids in my neighborhood look like you'd expect in the ghetto.  Like crap.  No imagination, no effort.  Just a big bag and a $9.99 costume.  A lion.  A batman.  A princess. 

I let the dog out front for the night. 

You should give the little fargers pennies.

[SD_Eagle5]

The kids in my neighborhood look like you'd expect in the ghetto.  Like crap.  No imagination, no effort.  Just a big bag and a $9.99 costume.  A lion.  A batman.  A princess. 

I let the dog out front for the night. 

You should give the little fargers pennies.

Or these:

[General_Failure]

The kids in my neighborhood aren't getting shtein until they learn not to key cars.

[QB Eagles]

The kids in my neighborhood aren't getting shtein until they learn not to key cars.

Coincidentally, the kids in your neighborhood have decided to continue to key cars until they get candy.

[Diomedes]

The Middle East conflict, put simply.

[BigEd76]

The "teenager-with-flannel-shirt-and-jeans-holding-a-pillow-case" is popular 'round here...

[BigEd76]

[bathroom break]costumes[/bb] 

[General_Failure]

The kids in my neighborhood aren't getting shtein until they learn not to key cars.

Coincidentally, the kids in your neighborhood have decided to continue to key cars until they get candy.

I don't own a car. Farg 'em.

[General_Failure]

A friend of a friend. For those of you still breathing from your mouths, he's an iPod silhouette.


A CEO I know. He bought it, and it does the voice thing too. I think he's still making payments on the kid.

[rjs246]

I went to my local dive dressed in a full body Whinnie the Pooh suit, got really drunk and watched An American Wherewolf in London on their projector. Pooh got surly.

[SunMo]

oh my

[BigEd76]

I'll take Tabitha and Orange Witch, please... 

[rjs246]

Dear God! What the farg is wrong with this bitch's face?!