Hangover Wood

[rjs246]

Do any of you other freaks get random ragers when you're hungover? I get them all the freaking time. Very distracting.

[ice grillin you]

beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 bc

i wont say i achieve wood but i definitely have it on call the morning after a drink fest...i thought everyone did

[Diomedes]

Everyone does.  You get morning wood because the bladder is full, but it is overridden by the need for sleep.  So your body gives you a hard on, to keep you from pissing yourself.  It's pretty simple, really.

[Feva]

And here I was all this time thinking that God just wanted me to wake up happy.

[rjs246]

Everyone does.  You get morning wood because the bladder is full, but it is overridden by the need for sleep.  So your body gives you a hard on, to keep you from pissing yourself.  It's pretty simple, really.

Dude. It's almost 11 o'clock and I've pissed thrice. I don't think this qualifies as morning wood any more.

[ice grillin you]

i dont think hes talking about morning wood...hes talking about being horny as farg the night after drinking...at least i think he is cause i always am

[Diomedes]

Well if that's the case then I'll just mind my own business.  Sorry for the interruption boys.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Everyone does.  You get morning wood because the bladder is full, but it is overridden by the need for sleep.  So your body gives you a hard on, to keep you from pissing yourself.  It's pretty simple, really.

Dude. It's almost 11 o'clock and I've pissed thrice. I don't think this qualifies as morning wood any more.

Perhaps you should place your junk in a large industrial stapler and apply it's function to the affected region. If you still have issues with a boner after that, then you may want to consult a doctor. That, or stop drinking until you almost pass out, downing a of Viagra or two, then drinking till you pass out and forget about the aforementioned Viagra.

[ice grillin you]

or you could wake up next to a girl put your penis in her and empty your gut

[rjs246]

Perhaps you should place your junk in a large industrial stapler and apply it's function to the affected region. If you still have issues with a boner after that, then you may want to consult a doctor. That, or stop drinking until you almost pass out, downing a of Viagra or two, then drinking till you pass out and forget about the aforementioned Viagra.

Yes yes, that's very solid advice and all, but where am I going to find a meat-stapler big enough for this raging hog?



Ugh, I hate, "I've got a big penis" jokes. They're almost as gay as gay jokes. I take it all back! My penis is average! Average, I say!

Back to the topic at hand. I could drive a nail through a 2x4 right now.

[mussa]

rjs = premature ejaculator

[rjs246]

or you could wake up next to a girl put your penis in her and empty your gut

Sadly, I was WAY too incoherent for that when we woke up this morning. And I stank of cigarette butts, Miller Lite and crusty back room poker. I'm not sure how she resisted my blind groping.

[ice grillin you]

lol

at least hes able to quickly get woody back

[rjs246]

rjs = premature ejaculator

I should be so lucky. Never really saw the drawback to that, frankly. A couple of my friends used to complain about it. I got tired of 'pleasing the woman first' years ago. I wish I could just dump and snooze. Sounds relaxing.

[henchmanUK]

crusty back room poker

Is this a euphemism?