Bwah...Jose Cortez released

Started by Susquehanna Birder, October 24, 2005, 04:36:00 PM

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Susquehanna Birder

October 24, 2005, 04:36:00 PM
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Cowboys | Cortez Released
Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:33:07 -0700

The Dallas Cowboys have announced the team has released PK Jose Cortez.

MURP

#1
October 24, 2005, 04:44:14 PM
ha and ha. 

rjs246

#2
October 24, 2005, 04:44:42 PM
I just passed gas a lot.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#3
October 24, 2005, 04:48:06 PM
Nice scapegoat  ::)
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Susquehanna Birder

#4
October 24, 2005, 04:58:30 PM
I find it especially interesting after he had a damned good day agains the Eagles. And even then I knew he was playing way over his head.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#5
October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.

MDS

#6
October 24, 2005, 05:08:08 PM
why dont they release that suck master Bledsoe?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

WEST is GOD

#7
October 24, 2005, 06:48:50 PM
Parcells was so angry.
THIS SEASON IS OVER AND ANDY'S WORLD IS GRIDL

Offseason needs: 2 DEs, 1 DT, 1 OL, 2 LBs, 1 RB, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 KR.

Purple_Hayz

#8
October 24, 2005, 07:15:01 PM
So which former XFLer is next?  Maddox?  Rod Smart? ;)

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I cut myself

PhillyPhreak54

#9
October 24, 2005, 07:30:22 PM
I'm shocked it took them this long to release the little farger. He missed a huge FG in the loss to Washington. He missed a big kick in Oakland too.

And he blames everyone but himself for the misses.

The funniest thing I've probably seen on an NFL field is when Larry Allen about beat his ass on the field in SF after he missed an XP and blamed the blockers.

He blamed his holder yesterday too.

Purple_Hayz

#10
October 24, 2005, 07:33:10 PM
Get back to roofing, Jose! :boo

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I cut myself

Fan_Since_64

#11
October 24, 2005, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.

Hmmm Bounty Bowl II?  :evil

PhillyPhreak54

#12
October 24, 2005, 08:25:09 PM
Sign Jesse Small and have him go after France like Buddy did with Zendejas!

I like your thinking, 64. :D

PhillyandBCEagles

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October 24, 2005, 09:19:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.

That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard this.  Of course we won't offload France until we're sure Akers is back at 100%.  France is doing a nice job for us--he isn't Akers, but who is?

PhillyPhanInDC

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October 24, 2005, 09:39:29 PM
Quote from: PhillyandBCEagles on October 24, 2005, 09:19:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.

That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard this.  Of course we won't offload France until we're sure Akers is back at 100%.  France is doing a nice job for us--he isn't Akers, but who is?

Vinateri.  :P
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