Jimmy Johnson on the Eagles

[PhillyGirl]

How flexible?

ew.

[Diomedes]

Who, what? Let me guess....this is your first day on the internet. Welcome, you have mail. Now, go find your mommy and tell her I'm comin over and I'm bringing the sheppard with me, she'll know who he is.

Mom jokes are pretty radical...or 'rad' for you immatures out there. Just because most of everyone's moms on here are slim, fit, with a healthy diet and live in a house or apartment, doesn't mean they won't farg. So watch out.

You are so fargin' weird, Chuggie.

I had a sausage & caramelized onion pizza, then perfectly-cooked flank steak for dinner. Tasty.

Farg you, too.

[stillupfront]

Yes, I go for the ladies.

Got pictures?

[lambert10]

6-0, 185 - u skinny beotch!  my little girls would eat your punk ass for breakfast, just like the Cowboys are gonna do to your worthless Eagles! Grow some balls and get more than twigs for arms brother!

[PhillyGirl]

6-0, 185 - u skinny beotch!  my little girls would eat your punk ass for breakfast, just like the Cowboys are gonna do to your worthless Eagles! Grow some balls and get more than twigs for arms brother!

Wow, talking to a military guy like that. Impressive.


Internet muscles are gay. Shut up.

[SD_Eagle5]

6-0, 185 - u skinny beotch!  my little girls would eat your punk ass for breakfast, just like the Cowboys are gonna do to your worthless Eagles! Grow some balls and get more than twigs for arms brother!

Post a pic of yourself and I'll do the same. Go on, I dare ya 

[Boyzguru]

"I think the Eagles are better this year than they were a year ago."

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Discuss, Dallas fans.

CZAR: The Eagles come to Dallas on Sunday. Is this a "must win" for the Cowboys?

Jimmy: "It's too early in the season to call it a 'must win' for the Cowboys."

JB: "But if they lose, everyone in the division will be above .500 except for them."

Jimmy: "I do believe it would be a big win for Dallas because it would allow them to get on a roll and build some confidence in a difficult division. But this is also such a rivalry game for both of them. Now, losing to Dallas would be a setback for the Eagles, but they have enough talent and confidence that they will overcome it."

Howie: "Whoever loses this game, well it's going to hang with them. They will be replaying it all next week."

Jimmy: "If Dallas loses, the Cowboys might start thinking they are playing for second place in the division."

Howie: "It would be a huge win for Dallas because everyone knows Philadelphia is the gold standard in the division."

Jimmy: "You have to understand that Philadelphia is still the best team in this division. To come from behind last Sunday in Kansas City and win like they did, that's awfully impressive."

Howie: "That's one of the toughest places in the league to play in. The toughness of Donovan McNabb ... well, you have to really respect what he's done."

Jimmy: "I think the Eagles are better this year than they were a year ago."

The win last week was impressive.  Until proven otherwise,they are the class.  No doubt about it.  But they are not better than they were a year ago.  They are very vulnerable and have had only one week that exposed it.  It will be two after Sunday. 

[Beermonkey]

6-0, 185 - u skinny beotch!  my little girls would eat your punk ass for breakfast, just like the Cowboys are gonna do to your worthless Eagles! Grow some balls and get more than twigs for arms brother!

Your little girls eat ass? That's not right.

[Tomahawk]

What the heck does he Media know....they still think the Pats are gonna win another Super Bowl this year.  Isn't anyone on this board anywhere near as fit as me and most of you are probably a bit younger.  So enough with the immature statements.  I already told you, I was talking down on your level.  I want all of you and your team to take us for granted  - really I do - that is what we did in the 4th against Washing and look where it got us.  Keep dreaming of a Super Bowl run, because like always - you will come up short.

And the Cowboys have been the epitome of success in the NFL. Wait, no they haven't - they've been pretty zesty ever since Aikmen retired, Irvin got hurt, and Smith got booted.

[JTrotter Fan]

I had a sausage & caramelized onion pizza, then perfectly-cooked flank steak for dinner.  Tasty.

I had PB & J with the crust cut off.

You really should try that bread they make with no crusts!  It takes all the hassle of removing the crusts and would totally blow the mind of any Cowboys fan.

[shorebird]

6-0, 185 - u skinny beotch! my little girls would eat your punk ass for breakfast, just like the Cowboys are gonna do to your worthless Eagles! Grow some balls and get more than twigs for arms brother!

Wow, talking to a military guy like that. Impressive.


Internet muscles are gay. Shut up.

I'd post my wieght, but after what the scale said at the Doctors office yesterday, I need to diet a little first.