TOOOOOOO!

[MDS]

why dont you have an automatic filter that turns any post with the word "Eskin" in it (that is not followed by is a farging douchebag) into a transcipt of the April 3, 1997 Jim Leher News Hour?

[WEST is GOD]

The more you guys bitch about it, the more I'm going to bring him up.

[General_Failure]

Or I could just ban you for trolling.

[MDS]

why dont i have the power to ban you?

[General_Failure]

You only have the power to sneer at collar poppers.

[MDS]

they deserve my sneering. you dont know the power i possess when i sneer. its like me sneering equals immediate social seclusion. yet, ive found no link between me sneering at myself and my own social seclusion.

[General_Failure]

With great power comes great responsibility. Also, nobody likes you because you make faces at all the cool kids.

[MDS]

i dont make faces, i make shallow observations about people based on how the handle themselves in social settings. i then turn these observations into a short, sarcastic statement that is derived from a line from either seinfeld or arrested devlopment. obviously, i am the only one who finds it remotley funny or even understands it. now you wonder why i cry myself to sleep each night?

[General_Failure]

You make faces and cry yourself to sleep. That's far too much sharing.

[MDS]

i thought it was just you me and horatio.

[General_Failure]

Even if it was, that's still too much sharing. Now I don't care what you and Horatio do when I'm not around, but count me the farg out.

[MDS]

we read e.w. mckenna fake articles. what else?

[General_Failure]

Do you think you could read them while wearing pants? Buttoned and zipped pants?

[MDS]

i wont wank one out to one of your articles. now cup o'joe on espn.com is a different story.

[rjs246]

The Eagles are 13-0 when TO scores? What a meaningful stat! His TDs must have magic juice in them that makes them more winnerific than other players' touchdowns. I take back every bad thing I ever said about that flaming douchebag.