Chad Johnson's "List"

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I know I thought it was funny too.

I wonder if he gets like 15 yards and 2 catches, but a TD, if he'll check in yes or no.

the thing is i think that he will check yes if he loses, no matter how good he does because he is that kind of player, if they win then he will  probally hit up a yes

Who gives a shtein? We weren't saying, "Wow, Chad Johnson is awesome teammate." You would lick his "me-first" taint to have him on your shteinbag team. farg off assbag.

[mooby]

i'm not dissin' anyone, and just cuz you think that all skins fans love to swallow gibbs doesn't mean it's true. i could say you'd all love to pay for andy reid's weekly liposuction, but it doesn't make it true. i'd just be lowering myself to you guy's level. but it seems like anything that doesn't have to do with the eagles somehow turns into another thread about how great the eagles are around here.

ok so you have a good team, i'll give props for that. yes, they are better than the skins, i'll give you props for that too. but one thing we do hold is the series record, which means over the course of our history, the skins have beaten the eagles more times than the eagles have beaten them. yes you've owned us in recent years, but the fact is, you haven't owned us all time.

what in my statement made you think i was having the balls to talk smack? if i was talking smack, i would've said your team sucks, or something along that matter. but no, you eagles fans take everything to heart.

what in your right mind makes you think i'd give a handjob to gibbs? what are you fantasies little boy? seriously, that's about as nasty as it gets. you'll never see me say anything that remotely looks like i'm kissing gibbs ass. if you want my opinion, gibbs still hasn't proved to me that he can succeed at this level, ok? OMG, YOU'RE PROBABLY SHOCKED BY A NON BIASED SKINS FANS OPINION. then again, there are a few of us.

[Tomahawk]

I am shocked, mooby. That makes about two (2) skins fans willing to talk legitimate football. Kudos.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

i'm not dissin' anyone, and just cuz you think that all skins fans love to swallow gibbs doesn't mean it's true. i could say you'd all love to pay for andy reid's weekly liposuction, but it doesn't make it true. i'd just be lowering myself to you guy's level. but it seems like anything that doesn't have to do with the eagles somehow turns into another thread about how great the eagles are around here.

ok so you have a good team, i'll give props for that. yes, they are better than the skins, i'll give you props for that too. but one thing we do hold is the series record, which means over the course of our history, the skins have beaten the eagles more times than the eagles have beaten them. yes you've owned us in recent years, but the fact is, you haven't owned us all time.

what in my statement made you think i was having the balls to talk smack? if i was talking smack, i would've said your team sucks, or something along that matter. but no, you eagles fans take everything to heart.

what in your right mind makes you think i'd give a handjob to gibbs? what are you fantasies little boy? seriously, that's about as nasty as it gets. you'll never see me say anything that remotely looks like i'm kissing gibbs ass. if you want my opinion, gibbs still hasn't proved to me that he can succeed at this level, ok? OMG, YOU'RE PROBABLY SHOCKED BY A NON BIASED SKINS FANS OPINION. then again, there are a few of us.

First off, gay joke.

Second, I didn't really see anyone knocking you for talking smack. There were a few comments about TO, but nobody turned the thread into a Eagles lovefest. As long as you don't come around talking about how the Skins are the best team ever, with zero ways to back it up (happens alot around here with alot of Gibbs' sword swallowers), I've got no beef with you posting here. Jake (a guy from TheHogs.net) posts here and doesn't get bashed, and brings valid points.

[PhillyGirl]

*ignoring worthless Skins puke*

CHAD DANCE A DISS OF URLACHER?

There's a hypothesis making the rounds in Chicago that the post-touchdown jig performed by Bengals receiver Chad Johnson on Sunday was a backhanded slap at Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher.

Urlacher, as we've noted on several occasions over the past few months, currently is engaged in a legal imbroglio with the mother of his infant son as to matters of paternity and child support.  The woman in question, Tyna Robertson, previously accused "Riverdance" fancy boy Michael Flatley of sexual improprieties and filed a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against him.  Flatley filed a multi-million-dollar defamation lawsuit after criminal charges were dropped.

It's an interesting concept, and if it were true we'd have a tremendous amount of new respect for Johnson.  We're told, however, that Johnson didn't have Urlacher's predicament in mind.

Apart from the question of whether Johnson is sufficiently smart and/or creative (a big "N-O" on both counts) to come up with something like that, we hear that Johnson would not take a slap like that at Urlacher out of respect for his abilities on the field.

[Bigskinbauer]

I know I thought it was funny too.

I wonder if he gets like 15 yards and 2 catches, but a TD, if he'll check in yes or no.

the thing is i think that he will check yes if he loses, no matter how good he does because he is that kind of player, if they win then he will  probally hit up a yes

Who gives a shtein? We weren't saying, "Wow, Chad Johnson is awesome teammate." You would lick his "me-first" taint to have him on your shteinbag team. farg off assbag.

what the hell are you talking about?
He asked a question and i gave my opinion, and yes i would want Johnson on the taterskins, only a dumbass wouldn't want that. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

*ignoring worthless Skins puke*

CHAD DANCE A DISS OF URLACHER?

There's a hypothesis making the rounds in Chicago that the post-touchdown jig performed by Bengals receiver Chad Johnson on Sunday was a backhanded slap at Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher.

Urlacher, as we've noted on several occasions over the past few months, currently is engaged in a legal imbroglio with the mother of his infant son as to matters of paternity and child support.  The woman in question, Tyna Robertson, previously accused "Riverdance" fancy boy Michael Flatley of sexual improprieties and filed a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against him.  Flatley filed a multi-million-dollar defamation lawsuit after criminal charges were dropped.

It's an interesting concept, and if it were true we'd have a tremendous amount of new respect for Johnson.  We're told, however, that Johnson didn't have Urlacher's predicament in mind.

Apart from the question of whether Johnson is sufficiently smart and/or creative (a big "N-O" on both counts) to come up with something like that, we hear that Johnson would not take a slap like that at Urlacher out of respect for his abilities on the field.

Yo...if Chad Johnson did that because of Urlacher's baby momma...that is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen in the NFL. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

[archer]

That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?

[General_Failure]

We dun luv them thugs.

[JTrotter Fan]

Who Dey, Who Dey...Who Dey think gon dance like Johnson?!

[Tomahawk]

That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?

Sean

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?

Ha.  You won't find any taterskins, Cowboys, or Giants on that list.  Ever.

[Mad-Lad]

That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?

Ha.  You won't find any taterskins, Cowboys, or Giants on that list.  Ever.

unless they leave Philly to one of those teams for more money, then suck and come back to solidify the run defense.

[Diomedes]

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Mad-Lad would you please go back to the hot asian chick avatar?  It was SO much better.

Thanks.
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