Nerd it up with a time-wasting game

[MURP]

so other than keeping the stalion... do you keep anyting of real importance after slaying the dragon?  gay.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

so other than keeping the stalion... do you keep anyting of real importance after slaying the dragon?  gay.

Yeah, I don't feel like going back to level 1 again just yet for that reason.

[jeffreyjpa]

Do you lose weapons and shtein when you slay the dragon and return to next title/level 1? That sucks.

[Geowhizzer]

Do you lose weapons and shtein when you slay the dragon and return to next title/level 1? That sucks.

You lose everything but gems, and I guess the stallion.  I didn't use one the first time, though.

I've died four times since slaying the dragon, and I've only hit level three. 

SirGeo = most suicidal knight in the land! 

[Wingspan]

You go to haunt Farmboy Sarge in their sleep, but they look up at you, and roll over mumbling something about eating sausage just before going to bed.

[General_Failure]

Daily News - 9/23/05
Admin Skid – 2005-09-23 21:19:33
•A new area is open to those players that have beaten the game at least once. New content will be added there soon. For now, you can get to the new area via the Travel link in any village.

•Going along with alignment updates, look for new familiars coming out soon. Want a pet that gets more powerful when you're drunk? Stay tuned!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

My clan now has three whole members.  Maybe I'll have a co-leader by the end of the day.

Current Description: by Page PoopMcCrap
If you like to fight someone first and assess the decision to do so either later or never, this is the clan for you.

The first rule of Fight Club is FIGHT EVERYBODY. No allegiances.

[General_Failure]

You have encountered Farmboy RonMexico which lunges at you with Woodsman's Axe!

Level: 11
Start of round:
Farmboy RonMexico's Hitpoints: 38
YOUR Hitpoints: 75
You hit Farmboy RonMexico for 15 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 2 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but MISS!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 11 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 2 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 2 points of damage!
Next round:
You hit Farmboy RonMexico for 3 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 12 points of damage!
Next round:
You hit Farmboy RonMexico for 6 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 9 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 9 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 9 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 4 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 7 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 1 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but MISS!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 12 points of damage!
The gods have restored all suspended enhancements.

You have been slain by Farmboy RonMexico!
All gold on hand has been lost!
1% of experience has been lost!
You may begin fighting again tomorrow.

Okay, seriously. There's no way I should have lost there.

[Geowhizzer]

It's obvious, GF.  You caught the herpes. 

[General_Failure]

I always wondered what riposted meant.

[Geowhizzer]

And "suspended enhancements." 

[MURP]

who is ron mexico on here?

[QB Eagles]

who is ron mexico on here?

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[General_Failure]

You gave me the herp. I want compensation.

[MURP]

hmmm... is the tournament gone?