Lewis Bird-Watching In Utah

Started by PhillyPhreak54, September 13, 2005, 05:22:56 PM

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rjs246

At least Ritchie's comatose body lined up behind Donovan presents the outside possibility of tripping a blitzing linebacker on his way to pile-driving Westbrook into the turf. With Parry you can rest assured that the backer will have a clear shot. Comatose Ritchie's chances of catching the ball are equal to Parry's. So at least in that respect, they are even.
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Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I disagree.  Parry is more likely to catch the ball in the first place, but he's also more likely to fumble it in the open field.

It's a wash anyway, but I thought that correction had to be made.

Diomedes

Ritchie has better hands than Parry.  I'm surprised that's not consensus.
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PhillyGirl

Quote from: Diomedes on September 14, 2005, 11:28:32 AM
Ritchie has better hands than Parry.  I'm surprised that's not consensus.

I agree completely. Too bad he can't run anymore.
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SD_Eagle5

Quote from: Diomedes on September 14, 2005, 11:28:32 AM
Ritchie has better hands than Parry.  I'm surprised that's not consensus.

I thought it was too.

Ritchie's a better lead blocker as well.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Diomedes on September 14, 2005, 11:28:32 AM
Ritchie has better hands than Parry.  I'm surprised that's not consensus.

Um... I was comparing Parry to a comatose Jon Ritchie.

rjs246

I still say Ritchie. but it's pretty much a tossup.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

MURP, you really suck at this football thing.

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Feva

Quote from: FFatPatt on September 14, 2005, 11:37:39 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 14, 2005, 11:28:32 AM
Ritchie has better hands than Parry.  I'm surprised that's not consensus.

Um... I was comparing Parry to a comatose Jon Ritchie.
So were we.
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Bring back Chad. Spach did nothing on monday.

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Lamar Gordon had a nice spin move on his one carry Monday night.

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did you see that spin move?

Man that was nice. LG is gonna explode under my sponsorship.
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Even though Gordon got me no points in fantasy football...starting on my team...I'm expecting more from him.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: pinoyboy2pt0 on September 14, 2005, 04:13:27 PM
Even though Gordon got me no points in fantasy football...starting on my team...I'm expecting more from him.

Amusing.

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