Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!

MURP · September 13, 2005, 04:00:44 PM

Gonna try something new here since we end up posting all of these guys stupid comments anyway. How about keeping them in one place where they can be tracked... ANYTHING these guys say that is even remotely stupid please post in this thread and Ill up date it all year. Any links you can provide would be great, but if you hear it during a show just say which show.

In an attempt to keep it from getting out of control, lets limit it to the main idiots. I'll add guys if you want though.

Id like to compile all of it and send it to ESPN at the end of the season. Just for shteins and giggles.

Merrill Hoge

Sean Salisbury

ESPN Sunday Night Crew

QuoteCorey Simon is a premier run stopper.

Ravens vs Colts

rjs246 · September 13, 2005, 04:01:57 PM

Prediction: 93% of the posts in this thread will belong to PG.

PhillyGirl · September 13, 2005, 04:06:58 PM

Nah, only the Sunday night crew. I can't wait to take notes this coming game. Some of the shtein is just classic.

Corey Simon is a premier run stopper.

WEST is GOD · September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM

Sean Salisbury is not that bad.

MDS · September 13, 2005, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Sean Salisbury is not that bad.

And you are useful.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 13, 2005, 04:39:17 PM

Sean Salisbury was a much bigger assclown as a player than he is as an announcer.

That's not saying that he's not a huge assclown as an announcer.

WEST is GOD · September 13, 2005, 04:41:35 PM

Quote from: MDS on September 13, 2005, 04:38:16 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Sean Salisbury is not that bad.

And you are useful.

Well, thanks for stating the obvious.

MURP · September 13, 2005, 04:50:29 PM

Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Sean Salisbury is not that bad.

last year Salisbury said Kyle Boller would make the pro bowl.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 13, 2005, 04:53:31 PM

Peter King picked Jake Plummer for MVP in 2003 and 2004.

WEST is GOD · September 13, 2005, 04:54:11 PM

At least he's not afraid to make a bold prediction once in a while. Every analyst makes a stupid prediction now and then. I like Salisbury. He's not afraid to rip into teams when they need it, but he is also fair. Whether or not he drools all over the Eagles(which I know a lot of you guys want) doesn't matter to me. I couldn't care less if he picks the Eagles to win the Superbowl or win every week. I like his analysis and I think he brings a lot to the table that other analysts don't.

PhillyPhreak54 · September 13, 2005, 04:59:26 PM

Tom Jackson:

"and,and,and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and....what we have here Boom is Donovan McNabb just waited too long to make the throw.

Mad-Lad · September 13, 2005, 05:00:51 PM

Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:54:11 PM
I like Salisbury. He's not afraid to rip into teams when they need it, but he is also fair. Whether or not he drools all over the Eagles(which I know a lot of you guys want) doesn't matter to me. I couldn't care less if he picks the Eagles to win the Superbowl or win every week. I like his analysis and I think he brings a lot to the table that other analysts don't.

Salisbury brings absolutely nothing to the table. He acts like he know's what it's like to be an NFL quarterback. How would he know, he spent his career holding a clipboard. He's just another ESPN analyst who's into self-promotion. If he was a LEGIT NFL guy, he would have taken Denny Green up on his offer to be the Cardinals QB coach.

WEST is GOD · September 13, 2005, 05:08:29 PM

He was a QB in the NFL, whether you want to say he sucked or not. I think he brings a lot to the table, but if you don't like him you don't have to watch him.

Wingspan · September 13, 2005, 05:10:40 PM

shut up. salisbury blows.

MDS · September 13, 2005, 05:16:23 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on September 13, 2005, 05:10:40 PM
shut up. salisbury blows.

spank you bery much