I Moved

[rjs246]

From a Boston suburb into Boston itself. Perhaps now I won't want to tear my eyes out from boredom. You can all write me love letters at:

rjs246
398 Eat shtein I'm Not Telling You Where I Live
Apt. Cram It Deep
Boston, MA 02130

[NGM]

Have fun with those accents.  I wanted to tear my eyes out in Nantucket this summer.

[Rome]

From a Boston suburb into Boston itself. Perhaps now I won't want to tear my eyes out from boredom. You can all write me love letters at:

rjs246
398 Eat shtein I'm Not Telling You Where I Live
Apt. Cram It Deep
Boston, MA 02130

So much for mapquest...

[Sgt PSN]

I bet lots of people in Boston have herpes.  I hope you sleep with one of them. 

[MDS]

I hope rjs continues the trend of starting boring topics about his pathetic personal life that nobody could care less about.

I for one find them informative.

[rjs246]

Yes, yes! That's the hate I'm looking for!

[General_Failure]

I bet lots of people in Boston have herpes.  I hope you sleep with one of them. 

If he doesn't his ladyfriend most likely will.

[Sgt PSN]

I bet lots of people in Boston have herpes. I hope you sleep with one of them.

If he doesn't his ladyfriend most likely will.

Either way.....just as long as the outcome requires one, if not multiple members of the rjs household to be on prescription meds for the rest of their lives. 

[rjs246]

You guys can't see it, but I'm giving you the finger real hard right now. So hard that I squeezed out a little fart. It was glorious.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Apt. Cram It Deep

Sounds like a real swingin' place. Don't forget the Astroglide!

[Sgt PSN]

You guys can't see it, but I'm giving you the finger real hard right now. So hard that I squeezed out a little fart. It was glorious.

Does the amount of pressure you put into giving the finger dictate the type of emphasis you're giving?  I was always under the impression that it didn't matter how much you squeezed but if you really wanted to get your point across then you should tighten your forearm and biceps enough that your arms start to twitch.  You can just casually flip someone the bird but if it's shaking at the same time, then it's intended recipient knows just how you really feel. 

[rjs246]

I find farting gets the point across just fine.

[General_Failure]

His finger was in his butt. Duh.

[Sgt PSN]

His finger was in his butt. Duh.

Now it makes sense. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm coming to visit.