Dream Jobs

Started by Yeti, August 30, 2005, 11:37:18 AM

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Father Demon

#15
August 30, 2005, 12:49:02 PM
Sarge = Inflatable Helmet Stress Tester
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

#16
August 30, 2005, 12:52:11 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on August 30, 2005, 12:49:02 PM
Sarge = Inflatable Helmet Stress Tester

:-D

Can you believe that bitch is coming after me for child support?  I done told that ho already, I ain't her baby daddy. 

Susquehanna Birder

#17
August 30, 2005, 01:00:47 PM

Rome

#18
August 30, 2005, 01:03:13 PM
Whoa.

Alf's on the juice again.

Yeti

#19
August 30, 2005, 01:04:30 PM
Where did you get my picture?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

mussa

#20
August 30, 2005, 01:53:23 PM
Dio - kindergarden teacher
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Sgt PSN

#21
August 30, 2005, 02:08:22 PM
Dio as a kindergarden teacher reminds me of an angry Kenny from Half Baked.

Havind said that, farg the children

mussa

#22
August 30, 2005, 02:10:38 PM
sarge ur ex-wife is over here trying to blow me...how do i get rid of the hoe?
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

General_Failure

#23
August 30, 2005, 02:15:31 PM
Marry her.

The man. The myth. The legend.

mussa

#24
August 30, 2005, 02:20:17 PM
 :-D
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Yeti

#25
August 30, 2005, 02:31:22 PM
GF - I.R.S. Auditor

Mussa - Brick Mason

Dio - Spokesman for Republican Christian Coalition



"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Zanshin

#26
August 30, 2005, 02:47:51 PM
Yeti = Kris Kristoferson stunt double.

Sgt PSN

#27
August 30, 2005, 03:05:52 PM
Quote from: mussa on August 30, 2005, 02:10:38 PM
sarge ur ex-wife is over here trying to blow me...how do i get rid of the hoe?

Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2005, 02:15:31 PM
Marry her.

:-D  Not only will she stop blowing you, but she'll stop cooking and cleaning too. 

Diomedes

#28
August 30, 2005, 04:49:45 PM
MURP - Rock Producer, heavy stuff only
PG - David Spadaro the Sequel
FF - Judge
Phreak - NFL Reporter
GF - Writer
rjs - Dive Bar Owner
Mad-Lad - Modern Rock Star
Yeti - Con Man
Jerome99 - Paramedic
Don Ho - Surfer Bum
hbionic - Call Girl
BidEd - Mayor of a Nice Town Somewhere
Sarge - Self-employed Marketing Consultant
Sus - President of the United States
mussa - Owner of large contracting co. 
Joel1972 - Real Estate Investment Trust Manager
Fan_Since'64 - Ken Burns the Sequel:  Football the 50 volume DVD
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#29
August 30, 2005, 04:54:02 PM
QuoteSarge - Self-employed Marketing Consultant

I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment because while it sounds like a smart person's job, the whole "self-employed" thing is a label used by those who can't keep a job.   :sly
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