Carnival caption time!

[rjs246]

If he can explain something sciency-sounding you monkeys have never heard of he can be Stephen Hawking.

Yeah, THAT'S really insulting. "Hey check out the cripple who's way more intelligent than all of us and totally understands the string theory and wrote a couple of books about astrophysics! Nerd!"

Try harder.

[MDS]

Uh, I would argue that we already have several dozen handicapped members.

D-d-d-d-do p-p-peopl-l-l-l-le w--w-w-w-with a s-s-s-s-stut-t-t-tter coun-n-n-n-nt?

[General_Failure]

If he can explain something sciency-sounding you monkeys have never heard of he can be Stephen Hawking.

Yeah, THAT'S really insulting. "Hey check out the cripple who's way more intelligent than all of us and totally understands the string theory and wrote a couple of books about astrophysics! Nerd!"

Try harder.

Glad to see you turned the images back on, son. And who said I was trying to insult him, anyway?

[capnwinky]

Uh, I would argue that we already have several dozen handicapped members.

If you guys are at your quota I understand

I'll go to the Cowboys board with the rest of the retards

[General_Failure]

We just perma-banned stillupfront, so there's room.

[rjs246]

Glad to see you turned the images back on, son. And who said I was trying to insult him, anyway?

Work and home. A subtle difference, I know, but try to keep up.

And suddenly you're not trying to insult people? Pffft. What kind of man holds back on making fun of a guy in a chair? I'll tell you. No kind of man

[MDS]

We just perma-banned stillupfront, so there's room.

Why do something like that? He had a serious drug problem that I liked exploiting.

[rjs246]

I doubt that SUF was actually permabanned, but if he was, I'll be upset, his nonsense was out of control and never failed to inexplicably ruffle everyone's feathers. Also, crackheads make some of my opinions look normal by comparison.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'll go to the Cowboys board with the rest of the retards

Actually, most of them are at extremeskins.com.

[QB Eagles]

While we're being offensive, some belated Eagles Carnival captions:



The Jerome Brown Windshield Simulator was the most popular ride at the carnival.



Nice to see that Brian Westbrook finally bulked up.

[rjs246]

Ha. That Jerome reference is farging wrong. And awesome. Even got the 99...

[SunMo]

a Jerome Brown joke?  you got any Challenger references, maybe a Lincoln assassination joke?

[QB Eagles]

Go throw Molotov cocktails at my embassy.

[Diomedes]

That's not Jerome.  There would have to be a figure of a kid busting through the windshield too.

We just perma-banned stillupfront, so there's room.

You don't say??  Mysterious are the ways of Big Brother.

[Diomedes]

Go throw Molotov cocktails at my embassy.

Ha!  I support the establishment of this phrase as a new cliche.