Friday Contest

Started by Yeti, August 26, 2005, 09:33:22 AM

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PhillyPhanInDC

#30
August 26, 2005, 03:06:22 PM
For the record, only GF is jealous of your gay handjob.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

rjs246

#31
August 26, 2005, 03:06:35 PM
Handjobs are for the gays. So in a sense, you're right. But in another, more acurate sense you're completely wrong.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Yeti

#32
August 26, 2005, 03:22:06 PM
Were you two molested as children?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PhillyPhanInDC

#33
August 26, 2005, 03:23:25 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 26, 2005, 03:22:06 PM
Were you two molested as children?

Yeah.....she had the biggest cans I've ever seen............I miss her..... :-\
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

rjs246

#34
August 26, 2005, 03:23:37 PM
I've been molesting myself since I was about 12.

I feel so betrayed.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#35
August 26, 2005, 03:36:40 PM
If you travelled back in time to when you were 12 years old and then gave your younger self a hand job, would that be gay, pedo, gay-pedo or perfectly normal? 

MadMarchHare

#36
August 26, 2005, 03:41:36 PM
Oh, but the math question was What.The.farg?
Anyone but Reid.

T_Section224

#37
August 26, 2005, 03:45:29 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 26, 2005, 02:10:39 PM
Correct, as always, the opening three correct answers in a row wins it.

Nice going rj.
it appears rjs was the only one playing the game.
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Yeti

#38
August 26, 2005, 03:48:21 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 26, 2005, 03:36:40 PM
If you travelled back in time to when you were 12 years old and then gave your younger self a hand job, would that be gay, pedo, gay-pedo or perfectly normal? 

Is it just one person?  Or your older self with your younger self?  Or your older conscience in your younger body?  Or just your younger self mentally and physically?

I need answers.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PoopyfaceMcGee

#39
August 26, 2005, 03:50:25 PM
Older self and younger self.  One person, but two people at a point in time.

I vote for pedo-gay.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#40
August 26, 2005, 03:52:50 PM
By the way, Yeti... Don't cheat on your wife with that broad from work before you leave.

Yeti

#41
August 26, 2005, 03:54:43 PM
Wow, your board to board skills are astounding.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PoopyfaceMcGee

#42
August 26, 2005, 03:56:54 PM
So, she wants it in the cheerio, eh?

Yeti

#43
August 26, 2005, 04:05:57 PM
She'd let me pop her eye out if I wanted to.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

rjs246

#44
August 26, 2005, 04:13:21 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 26, 2005, 04:05:57 PM
She'd let me pop her eye out if I wanted to.

With an offer like that, I'm fairly certain your wife would let it slide. I mean, this falls into the "Angelina Jolie just stuck her hands down my pants" realm. Every significant other knows you have to take advantage of certain opportunities that are presented in life. If you can pop this broad's eye out with your pecker, its your duty as a man to do it. ASsuming she's hot. If she isn't just stab her in the face.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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