Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version

[Geowhizzer]

Alot of Hawaiians are picking the Boys. They are second in suck ass behind Texass. What say you for your pathetic state Don Ho?

Just noticed if you hover over the globe, it shows that we kicks ass all over the world! 

Must be all the military transplants.  We have a lot of "closet" Cowboy fans here.  One dad on my son's flag football team always has his kid where his fricken' Keyshawn jersey to practice.  They just moved here from Dallas.  My son plays OLB on defense(much better in coverage than Sims by the way)and I told him to take the muthaf'r out in practice.  The dad always has some smart ass remark about the Eagles. 

My goal is to find out where all these pricks live and torch their homes.  Unless they're 400 pound Samoans.

I had a studnet last year who wore his Emmitt Smith jersey for sports day.  Didn't know who their running back was last year, but said he loved the Cowboys and hated the Eagles.

I just said "14 seconds." 

[General_Failure]

I have no idea what that means but always wanted to say it. Buttholes.

It's gay code.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

My goal is to find out where all these pricks live and torch their homes. Unless they're 400 pound Samoans.

I like the cut of your gib, Ho.


I have no idea what that means but always wanted to say it. Buttholes.

"I like the cut of your jibb"

: CUT OF HIS JIB - "The cut of a jib, or foresail of a ship indicates her character to a sailor and 'jib' means 'face' in sailor's slang. Thus 'don't like the cut of his jib,' which probably dates to a century ago, translates as 'I'm suspicious of him; I don't like this expression on his face.'" From "Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins" by Robert Hendrickson (Facts on File, New York, 1997).

: Another source, "Salty Dog Talk: The Nautical Origins of Everyday Expressions" by Bill Beavis and Richard G. McCloskey (Sheridan House, Dobbs Ferry, N.Y., 1995. First published in Great Britain, 1983), says the literal meaning of "jib" may be "nose."

So, if someone likes the cut of your gib, it is not an insult. It is a compliment.

[General_Failure]

It's gay code. It means you think he has a pretty face.

[rjs246]

I actually did know what it meant, dorks.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face??? 

[rjs246]

So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face??? 

Pretty MOUTH, dude. He's got a pretty mouth.

[General_Failure]

So you knowingly told him he has a pretty face.

[Geowhizzer]

So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face??? 

Pretty MOUTH, dude. He's got a pretty mouth.

[General_Failure]

rjs appreciates anyone that can swallow a banana whole.

[Don Ho]

So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face??? 

Pretty MOUTH, dude. He's got a pretty mouth.

just missing the banjo!

[Don Ho]

rjs appreciates anyone that can swallow a banana whole.

Oh, you mean my cousin Don "Whole".