2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, August 20, 2005, 09:15:22 AM

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rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

Big difference.

They say it every single year and can't ever end up over .500 or in the playoffs.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen


Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

MDS

QuoteIt goes without saying that we have to beat the Rams...Now...

The Giants/Cowboys loser will be 7-5.
Atlanta goes into Carolina and should lose...they'll be 7-5.
Tampa Bay has 3 straight road games...@ N.O. @ Car @ N.E. Can you say 7-7?
After Dallas plays New York, they host the Chiefs
Minnesota may win the next 2 but finish with Pittsburgh, @ Baltimore, and Chi.

I still think if we finish 2nd in the East, we will make it!

The Rams are all giddy about Fitpatrick quarterbacking them to a come from behind win over Houston....he'll get a rude awakening next week.

Let's just win our next 2 and come home to play Dallas with a 7-6 record!

gibbs' taint tastes good, eh?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

phillymic2000

QuoteThe fox announcers have every right to laugh at us. The taterskins are the biggest choke team of this season.

:-D :-D :-D

that is some good stuff right there..

JTrotter Fan

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  taterskins Suck!!  Losers!!
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

DonovanTheMessiah

I love watching the taterskins lose. I hate that team more than any other team and I hate their fans more than any other fans. The Eagles are playing like crap this year, but at least we aren't the taterskins.

Larry

After 27 games, Gibbs has the exact same record as Spurrier...11-16.

More Mahe please.

PoopyfaceMcGee

It never gets old to watch the taterskins blow it.

Beermonkey

Quote from: Larry on November 28, 2005, 01:08:28 PM
After 27 games, Gibbs has the exact same record as Spurrier...11-16.

What's even more entertaining, is that 2 of their losses came at the hands of coaches they ran out of town, Schottenheimer & Norv Turner.

Larry

More Mahe please.

PoopyfaceMcGee

From this week's TMQ:

QuoteCheer-Babe Professionalism Watch: Though the air was nippy at kickoff of the Bolts-at-Skins game, Washington cheerleaders displayed outstanding professionalism by wearing their two-piece summer numbers; the football gods rewarded the taterskins with the halftime lead. During intermission, the taterskins cheerleaders changed to jackets and velour pants. Indignant, the football gods handed victory to the visitors. Battle-of-the-bods note: Though the taterskins cheerleaders opened the game wearing barely more than bikinis, the teams' four male flag-bearers not only had on comfy-warm tracks suits, two had earmuffs. The men wearing earmuffs while the women wear bikinis is taking gender-norm inequality a bit far even for traditionalists.

Ha.  Ha.  Ha!

Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

ice grillin you

man did gibbs overrate his talent...so much so that he felt comfortable trading two number ones for qb that cant play right now...until they get a competant gm who wont have to share the job with lil danni they arent going anywhere
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous