2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, August 20, 2005, 09:15:22 AM

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Geowhizzer

So, who is going to come up with the "magic elbow" theory?

In mid air, mind you...

Beermonkey

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QuoteSlicky guy going a little over board. Seems alternatively interested in touching me or the one female team employee allowed to travel. Slicky guy's wife is shaking him off on the more obvious flirting. Also, she's apparently from a prominent family, but, she wouldn't let him finish his story.

Is he insinuating that slickyguy was making subtle homosexual advances on him? His self-love has no bounds.

PhillyPhreak54

Thats what it sounded like to me. :-D

He said he thought slicky and his wife were swingers. :-D

Beermonkey

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 14, 2005, 11:28:06 AM
Thats what it sounded like to me. :-D

He said he thought slicky and his wife were swingers. :-D

If they were, there is no way they'd pick Art to be on top/behind either of them. Art would spend the whole time trying to watch himself in the mirror, while saying how hot he looks.  :P

PhillyPhreak54

But would he have on the Gibbs taterskins hat and replica Motorola headphones? I think he would.

MDS

i think i got banned from extremeskins for making fun of some guy who started a "im still proud of the way they played" thread. i called him out on stealing arts thunder, i guess they didnt like that.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

After much anaylsis and a thorough investigation into the call, I have determined in my expert opinion that skins fans are a bunch of douches



:-[ :-[ wah wah
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

henchmanUK

The sweet, sweet irony is that while those fargin' idiots on Extreme Skins bitch and whine about the two-point conversion, there is no way in hell Washington was offsides on the blocked extra point. So, for once, they have a right to bitch and moan about the refs, however, like typical taterskins fans, they are that stupid, they are bitching about the WRONG FARGIN' PLAY! :-D God bless idiot taterskin fans for cheering me up on this truly miserable day.
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

JTrotter Fan

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

mooby

Quote from: MDS on November 13, 2005, 10:55:22 PM
dear taterskins fans

we dont care. we like watching the skins lose. even if we were 0-16 and the skins won 800 games in a row against the eagles, we would still enjoy watching them lose. especially to zesty qbs like chris simms.

thank you.

Touche.

mooby

i also wanted to say that some of the taterskins fans on this board don't like art either. I still go to extremeskins, but i go to other taterskins boards more frequently. I will agree with you guys that there is a bunch of homerism over there. and those articles that art posts on taterskins.com are pretty lame.

henchmanUK

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 15, 2005, 04:19:58 PM
Ummmm...yes they were offsides.

The Bucs dude on the end of the line moves before anyone comes across. I don't think anyone was offsides, but even if they were it should have been a false start on the kicking team.
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

qwert246

Quote from: mooby on November 16, 2005, 01:27:09 AM
i also wanted to say that some of the taterskins fans on this board don't like art either. I still go to extremeskins, but i go to other taterskins boards more frequently. I will agree with you guys that there is a bunch of homerism over there. and those articles that art posts on taterskins.com are pretty lame.
Art is a fatter, less professional version of Dave Spadaro.

henchmanUK

Quote from: qwert246 on November 16, 2005, 08:47:14 AM
Quote from: mooby on November 16, 2005, 01:27:09 AM
i also wanted to say that some of the taterskins fans on this board don't like art either. I still go to extremeskins, but i go to other taterskins boards more frequently. I will agree with you guys that there is a bunch of homerism over there. and those articles that art posts on taterskins.com are pretty lame.
Art is a fatter, less professional version of Dave Spadaro.
This is true.
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London