2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I am a firm believer in karma, what comes around goes around, hope I see you on the flip side. Your team is 1 injury away from being worse than ours

If that helps you sleep at night, so be it.  At least you open the season against the Bears.

[archer]

I am a firm believer in karma, what comes around goes around, hope I see you on the flip side. Your team is 1 injury away from being worse than ours

And your team is about 7 wins away from being better than ours. 

Karma dude, karma

[Rome]

I just watched Kelly Clarkson's MTV VMA's performance on MTV.Com.

All I can say is... boyoying.




PS: The Indigenous Persons are still a fargin laughingstock no matter what statistics their deluded fans dredge up for our amusement.

Bottom line:  The Eagles have owned your asses for the better part of this entire decade and will continue to do so until (1) your owner hires a competent personnel staff (2) stops pissing away valuable dollars on over-the-hill has-beens and (3) realizes that this is 2005, not 1985 and hires himself a head coach who hasn't been busy breathing race fumes for the past 10 years.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If you believe in karma, you must in turn believe that Daniel Snyder has farged your whole organization in the pooper.

[Sgt PSN]

You're preaching to the wrong chior about Karma.  

[archer]

If you believe in karma, you must in turn believe that Daniel Snyder has farged your whole organization in the pooper.

And you probably thought that when Laurie (Spelling?) hired Reid, then Reid picked McNabb......now be honest

[rjs246]

I lived in DC for most of my adult life and after college I went to a whole lot of taterskins games (and every game that the Eagles were in town for after college) and I can say without one shred of hyperbole that Redksins fans are not filling the stadium week after week. No stadium in the entire league is as friendly to visiting fans as FedEx Field. When the Eagles were in town you could hear Philly fans over the Skins fans every single year. Pittsburgh fans are the same. In fact, the only games I ever went to where the visiting fans weren't louder were games that the skins were playing against other non playoff-bound teams.

All of this back and forth is ridiculous. The skins have done nothing to prove they can challenge for the NFC East. In fact, they've done nothing to prove they can challenge for a winning season. Your preseason stats seem to be your only proof positive that they have improved offensively and, call me crazy, but in Spurrier's first preseason the taterskins lead the world in yards and points and meaninglessness. Anything can happen from year to year in the NFL but I and the rest of the football world would be stunned if the taterskins even fight for .500 this year.

That's because Spurrier played the starters so long, he just loved piling on.

That's your response to everything I just said? Wow. Stellar point. I can see that we are way overmatched here.

I can't take this. The inability to accept logic and reason is too much. Go back to Extremeskins and fellate Gibbs/Snyder/Lavar/Vinny/Art some more. At least there you won't have people pointing out the numerous holes in your arguments over and over. I, for one, am sick of repeating myself.

[Sgt PSN]

If you believe in karma, you must in turn believe that Daniel Snyder has farged your whole organization in the pooper.

And you probably thought that when Lurie (Spelling?) hired Reid, then Reid picked McNabb......now be honest

When Lurie picked Reid, I'm pretty sure all of us were like "Who?"  I was all about getting McNabb though.

[archer]

If you believe in karma, you must in turn believe that Daniel Snyder has farged your whole organization in the pooper.

And you probably thought that when Lurie (Spelling?) hired Reid, then Reid picked McNabb......now be honest

When Lurie picked Reid, I'm pretty sure all of us were like "Who?"  I was all about getting McNabb though.

And your nose is growing so long it's about to hit the monitor

[Sgt PSN]

I, for one, am sick of repeating myself.

Just start quoting yourself.  It saves time and frees up your hands for drinking. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If you believe in karma, you must in turn believe that Daniel Snyder has farged your whole organization in the pooper.

And you probably thought that when Lurie (Spelling?) hired Reid, then Reid picked McNabb......now be honest

To be honest, I felt this way about those two moves (which is really how most Philly fans felt):

1. Reid: Word was he was a big-time disciple of Holmgren and one of the keys to Favre's success in Green Bay.  He had himself a Super Bowl ring, and the Eagles at that point had nowhere to go but up.

2. McNabb: The Eagles needed a quarterback.  There was no slicing it any other way.  The outspoken fargtards that booed McNabb and wanted Ricky Williams were a vast minority amongst fans.  Most fans knew that Duce Staley was a promising runner, but were sick of Bobby Hoying and the Detmers starting games.

[archer]

If you believe in karma, you must in turn believe that Daniel Snyder has farged your whole organization in the pooper.

And you probably thought that when Lurie (Spelling?) hired Reid, then Reid picked McNabb......now be honest

When Lurie picked Reid, I'm pretty sure all of us were like "Who?"  I was all about getting McNabb though.

Not to get off the point but, I work with McNabbs #2 wide reciever at Syracuse. Pretty cool, eh.

[Sgt PSN]

If you believe in karma, you must in turn believe that Daniel Snyder has farged your whole organization in the pooper.

And you probably thought that when Lurie (Spelling?) hired Reid, then Reid picked McNabb......now be honest

When Lurie picked Reid, I'm pretty sure all of us were like "Who?"  I was all about getting McNabb though.

And your nose is growing so long it's about to hit the monitor

Doubt it all you want.  But I know I was one of the very few who didn't want Ricky Williams in the 99 draft.  I hang on to that because it's one of the few things I've ever been right about.  Except for the Skins sucking ballz.  I'm right about that too. 

[rjs246]

And your nose is growing so long it's about to hit the monitor

You know. I am proud of our boo-happy reputation, but the dfact that a dozen people boo'ed the McNabb pick and every ignorant douche who hasn't taken the time to read up on anything assumes that every Eagles fan wanted us to pick Ricky Williams is infuriating. Get a farging clue assbag.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

And your nose is growing so long it's about to hit the monitor

Yes, you're right.  Just as the national sports media (dominated by Washington and NYC writers) would have you believe, the "Dirty 30" that booed McNabb at the draft was not in fact a vocal minority, but actually a representative group of most Eagles fans.  You're right to believe that.


Idiot.