2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oh my. That is incredibly gay.

He's the biggest tool on the internet right now. Maybe ever.

[MURP]

right up there. 

[ice grillin you]

is that guy for real?

[MDS]

Art looks to be a lock for the Pulitzer with his newest article. This was my favorite line:

I grabbed Rock Cartwright as he was coming off the field after his finest game as a professional running back, thanking him for the effort. I tried joking with him about his devoted following at ExtremeSkins as I thought he'd probably be pretty euphoric. Instead, he was all business, telling me it was a good win, but, just a win and this team needs to go out and keep proving itself.

Imagine what Cartwright was really thinking when Sasquatch started feeling him up?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah, like Rock Cartwright gives two shteins about some cult following on an internet message board.

Art is the biggest jackoff ever. I'm telling you...he's that guy on theNFLShop commercials who hides in the dirty jocks bin so he can sniff them and then steal merchandise.

And without reading ExtremeHomers lately I bet the "all business" line was met with man-love for Gibbs for having the team focused and all that stuff.

[Bigskinbauer]

[General_Failure]

Wow, it's a picture of ... well, nothing really. Wow.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I see some of the shine on Mark Brunell's star has faded. Now that teams are all over Santana Moss like glue Brunell (and Gibbs) are predictable as hell. But I think they've unlocked a secret weapon in Robert Royal. Man, how did that awesome TE go unnoticed for so long?!? He's targeted a lot by Brunell.

If it weren't for Antonio Brown, a guy who The Genius himself cut after week 1, the Skins would've lost to the Cruds.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The taterskins will get bounced REALLY fast if they manage to make the playoffs... which they won't anyway.

[General_Failure]

The taterskins don't lose. They get cheated, but they never lose.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I think the last two wins are great. Let their fans be strung along again into believing the Skins are contenders. It makes the kick to the balls they get each year when they don't make the playoffs all the more vicious. I'm all for it.

[Bigskinbauer]

I think the last two wins are great. Let their fans be strung along again into believing the Skins are contenders. It makes the kick to the balls they get each year when they don't make the playoffs all the more vicious. I'm all for it.

yeah there always is a minimal chance for us to make the playoffs and then we are all left in the dust.  Last year we were 3-8 and there still was a shot at making the playoffs if we won our last 5 as long as somethings fell into place.  Well the things fell into place but the skins only won 3, had they won 5 they would've been in

[rjs246]

For taterskins fans, there's always a chance. Reality be damned!

[PhillyPhanInDC]

For taterskins fans, there's always a chance. Reality be damned!

Yeah. Reality and Heterosexuality! HA! Har har.

[PhillyPhreak54]

A pinned thread at ExtremeSkins on how to make noise at the stadium

Are you kidding me? You have to pin a thread that teaches you how to make goddamn noise?!?!