like sands thru an hourglass so are the days of TO's life

Started by ice grillin you, August 10, 2005, 03:02:23 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

I interrupt my pimple-popping and electrical game playing to post this:

Limbaugh offers to mend fences! This guys is almost as nuts as TO

QuoteThis rift cannot be allowed to continue, ladies and gentlemen. It just can't, and I would like to offer this program as a means of getting these two Americans and star players back together. They may not want to talk to each other face-to-face, but perhaps they would join me on this program and speak to each other telephonically via this program and settle this. It's silly. They're adults. They're being paid millions of dollars to play, basically, a game. I know it's a high-risk game injury-wise, but the length of time they have to make big money and play this game is limited because it's athletics.

QuoteSo I just wanted to make the offer and let everybody know I'm serious about it, and this program is available any time Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens would like to avail themselves the opportunity for an impartial arbitrator to sit here and put these two guys back together -- at least sufficiently so that they could perform at peak level during the season. (interruption) Yeah, T.O. did say that Andy Reid told him to "shut up," and that his name is Owens, and nobody tells him to shut up. I'm not trying to broker anything here between T.O. and Andy Reid. Andy Reid is the coach of the team. He's in effect the boss of the team. You know, that's for T.O. and Andy Reid to work out. I would not intrude on that relationship. I mean these two guys, the same thing: they're players. They're both players. I know Donovan is a quarterback, the leader of the team, but this is not good for Eagles fans. We care about Eagles fans. We love Philadelphia on this program. I've been to Philadelphia for some of the most memorable moments in my life, so I owe the city -- and I'm serious. If somebody wants to spread the word, I'll sit here eagerly awaiting some sign that the two warring factions here are willing to avail themselves of this really unique and not-very-often offered opportunity.

LMAO!! I'm sure Donovan cannot dial Rush's phone number fast enough. What a dope.

Geowhizzer


Beermonkey

#812
Quote from: seansalisbury on August 12, 2005, 08:46:04 PM
Yep, that is the dumbest comment.  Funny, every Eagles fan will be crying when the season starts and instead of TO, you have handsome Greg.  Watch your toes G-Lew....LJ, here comes a 100 MPH bullet on your 5-yard route, don't drop it....

As I see it, McNabb is making the situation WORST. "What can I do". Uhhh...you're the crowned king my friend...the HNIC....instead of doing your constant stand-up routine appease TO because without him you don't get past the NFC championship game.

I had you pegged as a stupid ass racist the moment you brought up the "get out of jail free" cards. I bet you'd be happy with an 8-8 record as long we had white QB. Stupid fargtard.



PhillyGirl

Quote from: seansalisbury on August 12, 2005, 08:56:39 PM
That's okay...I'm out anyway.  This board is retarded anyway.  Bunch of dorky white dudes (sticking up for people that would slit your throats for a gold chain) on their laptops posting stuff about football and babes....and probably never played a game that didn't require an electrical outlet or seen a girl naked in person (wooo....jessica alba...catherine bell....)

Aiight ladies, it's Friday and I'm headed out.  Keep up the good work and stop popping those pimples so close to your computer...the puss ruins the screen!

Headed out? Klan meeting tonight at the barn, I presume?

I hope the next time you're out burning crosses, you slip and fall in a pile of cowshtein and catch your white hat on fire and die.

How's that for a night out?
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

bowzer

How is someone pointing the finger at Mcnabb in all of this??  Cookoo.. .Cookoo  :=)


General_Failure

QuoteSo then I was thinking maybe you had more than 12 million people in your family.  Do you?  We have 4.  5 if you count my turtle. His name is Donovan McTurtle.

That's good stuff.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Don Ho

Quote from: seansalisbury on August 12, 2005, 08:56:39 PM
That's okay...I'm out anyway.  This board is retarded anyway.  Bunch of dorky white dudes (sticking up for people that would slit your throats for a gold chain) on their laptops posting stuff about football and babes....and probably never played a game that didn't require an electrical outlet or seen a girl naked in person (wooo....jessica alba...catherine bell....)

Aiight ladies, it's Friday and I'm headed out.  Keep up the good work and stop popping those pimples so close to your computer...the puss ruins the screen!

Do you use baby lotion or Jergens?  farging putz.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

shorebird

Quote from: seansalisbury on August 12, 2005, 08:56:39 PM
That's okay...I'm out anyway.  This board is retarded anyway.  Bunch of dorky white dudes (sticking up for people that would slit your throats for a gold chain) on their laptops posting stuff about football and babes....and probably never played a game that didn't require an electrical outlet or seen a girl naked in person (wooo....jessica alba...catherine bell....)

Aiight ladies, it's Friday and I'm headed out.  Keep up the good work and stop popping those pimples so close to your computer...the puss ruins the screen!

This guy makes Salisbury look like a Harvard graduate. His screen name should be David Duke.

PhillyGirl

QuoteRift reparable, Trotter says
He and Brian Dawkins are trying to mediate the Owens-McNabb feud.

By Shannon Ryan
Inquirer Staff Writer

BETHLEHEM, Pa. - Stuck in the middle is no longer just Jeremiah Trotter's position on defense.

The linebacker is both Donovan McNabb's training-camp roommate and Terrell Owens' phone-a-friend. If anyone knows whether the feuding teammates can rebuild burned bridges, it is Trotter.

So, can they?

"I believe they can," Trotter said. "I talk to T.O. every day. I talk to 5. We're roommates.... I believe that [Owens is] going to come back and everything is going to work out."

If there is a mending, the first stitches will be sewn Wednesday, when Owens can return from his one-week dismissal. Owens, who wants a new contract, was sent home on Wednesday after a heated argument with coach Andy Reid.

Owens and McNabb have not spoken since training camp started, and Owens called McNabb a hypocrite on television Thursday.

Trotter said he and safety Brian Dawkins are trying to act as mediators and keep the rift from tearing apart the Eagles.

"We're trying to hold this thing together," Trotter said. "But I guess we're going to need some more prayers."

Trotter can relate to being on the outs with the Eagles.

After the 2001 season, upset over his contract and angry with Reid, he left the Eagles for the taterskins. After two disappointing years with Washington, he had a change of heart, made up with Reid, rejoined the team, and had a tremendous Pro Bowl season last year.

Of course, Trotter never ripped his teammates after he left.

He also said the problems between Owens and McNabb are not new.

"I don't think it just became personal," he said. "It's been personal from day one."

Trotter believes the rift has not grown wide enough that the players cannot come together for a successful season.

"It still boils down to just a few people to make this thing work," he said.

While Owens' jabs at Reid, McNabb and offensive coordinator Brad Childress the last few days have surprised some, Trotter defended Owens. He said Owens can be outspoken but insisted that the wide receiver is a good teammate.

"Regardless of what people think about T.O., T.O's a good person at heart," Trotter said. "He's very outspoken. He says what's on his mind, but he's a good person at heart."

Trotter believes Owens will return on Wednesday and be ready to play.

"I know T.O.," he said. "He wants to play. That's the bottom line. I know Andy wants him here. Teammates want him here. We just have to get past this phase here and get in the season. I know T.O. He's a great competitor. I think everything is going to be fine."

I initially heard this from Sal Pal yesterday but didn't report it on here. I wanted to see if these were comments Dawk and Trotter made to more than just him. And I guess they were.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Seabiscuit36

QuoteRift reparable, Trotter says
He and Brian Dawkins are trying to mediate the Owens-McNabb feud.
Shannon needs to get a better editor  :P  I am suprised how much dawk and trott are sticking by TO. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

#821
Quoterep·a·ra·ble 
adj.

    Possible to repair: reparable damage to the car; reparable wrongs.

:P

And I think its because they know they need him on the team.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Seabiscuit36

Well i guess i need to go back to school  :paranoid  I was making up Repairable  :sly
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 13, 2005, 08:30:54 AM
Well i guess i need to go back to school  :paranoid  I was making up Repairable  :sly

You can use both. ;)
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Rome

This thread has grown increasingly irreparable.

:-*

PS: Nice to see Dawk & the Choppa trying to mediate this ridiculous mess.  That said, unless they're behavioral psychologists specializing in the treatment of paranoid schizophrenic narcissists, I doubt they'll have much luck reaching that fruitcake.