I've Got Mold on My Leg

Started by rjs246, August 02, 2005, 03:02:18 PM

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rjs246

August 02, 2005, 03:02:18 PM
So in my company softball game last week I decided that instead of wearing sweats like I did the week before I would wear shorts. The first game I wore sweats, didn't slide, and was sweating my balls off the entire game. So I made the switch. Well, of course last week I am incapable of turning off my competetiveness long enough to think that I probably shouldn't slide on gravel without pants on and do exactly that. Needless to say I shredded my leg up pretty good. (Don't worry I cleaned it out with Gatorade and Bud Light.)

Anyway, it scabbed up pretty good and now there is a thin layer of a light greenish brownish funk on the outside of the scab. I tell everyone who will listen that it's mold. My ladyfriend who also happens to be in grad school to be a medical professional informs me that it's just layers of scab peeling off. I personally would rather have mold on my shin. Fungus rules.

The moral of the story is, you should all lick my scab.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1
August 02, 2005, 03:04:46 PM
I got a nice "mold" spot from sliding into home on an in-the-parker on Thrusday night.  I was safe, too.  w0ot.

Yeti

#2
August 02, 2005, 03:05:59 PM
Green mold on scabs means you have the aids.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PoopyfaceMcGee

#3
August 02, 2005, 03:07:58 PM
Damn hookers.

rjs246

#4
August 02, 2005, 03:08:40 PM
Well I didn't have a condom, but I figured "When's the next time I'll be in Haiti?"
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#5
August 02, 2005, 03:15:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 02, 2005, 03:08:40 PM
Well I didn't have a condom, but I figured "When's the next time I'll be in Haiti?"

I saw that somewhere a long time ago.  The Onion, I'm pretty sure.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#6
August 02, 2005, 03:22:35 PM
Yeah, it definitely isn't a new joke.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

#7
August 02, 2005, 03:29:33 PM

rjs246

#8
August 02, 2005, 03:30:35 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 02, 2005, 03:29:33 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 02, 2005, 03:02:18 PM
My ladyfriend

uh-huh, sure.

You got me. I've been referring to my dog this whole time.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

#9
August 02, 2005, 03:31:07 PM
You mean that bitch has been two-timing me?

Yeti

#10
August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional? 

That's one smart dog.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Tomahawk

#11
August 02, 2005, 03:36:21 PM
Dude, you're just like the old Eagles' D - you have Gang Green! Don't worry though, I'll laugh when your leg falls off.

Tomahawk

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August 02, 2005, 03:36:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional? 

That's one smart dog.

Smarter than Owens anyway.

rjs246

#13
August 02, 2005, 03:38:21 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 02, 2005, 03:36:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional? 

That's one smart dog.

Smarter than Owens anyway.

The mold on my leg is smarter than Owens. I'll bet he'd gladly lick my scab.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#14
August 02, 2005, 03:38:56 PM
I should probably cover this up before the game tonight.
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