Michael Jackson..Guilty or Innocent?

[BigEd76]

Trix are for gays.  I want your lady parts!

[General_Failure]

We are counting the days until we can lick your brown parts.

[Geowhizzer]

Tomorrow Jackson announced his new album coming out! 

Geo:

We better lock up the kids!

Can't say I am surprised by this verdict.  From what I was reading and seeing in news broadcasts, the prosecution's case was very weak, and their main witnesses suspect at best.  According to the Constitution, the burden of proof lies on the prosecution, and they did not meet the criteria to convict from what I read.

That said, there is NO FREAKING WAY I would ever allow my son to be anywhere near Michael Jackson unless I was with him.  Carrying a baseball bat.

[MDS]

OJ II 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm going to California...

I can kill 47 people, then engage the police in a 200 mile high speed chase and beat he charges.

And while the police are chasing me the news stations will break into their programming to give me a play by play breakdown complete with telestrator and commentary from retired police experts. I'll put a  bumpersticker on my car for you guys to see.

WAR CALI!

[PhillyGirl]

LOL...he's ending "sleepovers" in his room

farging freak. You should have never had them in the first place.

[rjs246]

And come on, him saying he's going to stop sleeping with boys is like me saying I'm going to stop drinking cheap beer. It's a nice idea, but it ain't gonna happen.

[MURP]

give your kids something different for Halloween this year.  like the wacko jacko mask

[mussa]

damn murph i just ralphed on the keyboard

[PhillyGirl]

Your fault for the nightmares I'll have now for a week.

[T_Section224]

wait until he brings the mask home

[PhillyGirl]

wait until he brings the mask home

He can wear it in his car when he sleeps. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Has to be a repost, but funny... Triumph making fun of Jacko supporters

[PhillyGirl]

Jackson Tipped for Live 8
Newly vindicated pop superstar Michael Jackson's plans to breath life back into his music career by performing at Live 8 are being considered by organizers of the star-studded extravaganza. Following his acquittal of child molestation on Monday night, Jackson is keen to return to the stage, and sees either the London or Philadelphia legs of the event as the perfect places to relaunch himself. And Live 8 organizers are thinking about booking the controversial star, who co-wrote the 1980s hit We Are The World with Lionel Richie, raising more than $90 million for famine relief. Promoter Harvey Goldsmith says, "Obviously we'd consider it." But Goldsmith hinted Jackson may not recover from the mental and physical damage he suffered during the grueling three month case in time - after reportedly losing more than 13 kilograms in weight during the court case. He adds, "Whether it's appropriate is another issue, whether he is in a fit state is another issue, whether he can work is another issue and whether he can work live is another issue."

This freak will get killed in this city.

[henchmanUK]

LATOYA!