Maddox Fans

[MDS]

his book is #6 on all of amazon.  it doesnt even come out till june. 

[Greenfeather]

The man himself

http://us.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/05/10/badboy.books.ap/index.html

[Wingspan]

bill simmons went totally downhill when he published his book (his downfall started with writing on espn)...i wonder if the same will happen to maddox...

...sellout

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Maddox, 28, whose real name is George Ouzounian

I doubt your sincerity?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Another recent article on why "Loose Change" is a pile of crap: here

[Dillen]

I have the book. Honestly, it wasnt that good. There were alot of funny parts, but it got really boring after a while. He did "The Alphabet of Manliness," and you could tell he was running out of ideas.



It's funny as hell what he wears to his book signings.

[phattymatty]

Ha!  that 100 dollar bill trick is awesome.

[MURP]

updated

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

updated

Mac users pimp their stuff, because it would resolve their biggest problem - the relative lack of software available to them by comparison to PC's.  Also, they're too stupid to troubleshoot anything.

Frankly, it's bad enough we're so reliant on Windows.  I'd love to actually learn Linux.

[rjs246]

I still giggle almost every time.

[mussa]

HAHA. Thats funny. Maybe Bill Gates droped him a bill for that.

[Dillen]

Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:

2. farg you.

If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists.

[phattymatty]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos

[SD_Eagle5]

Fashion tips for women

[Rome]

Noun: Bitch (bich):

1.  A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently zesty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shtein about, including you.

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.

Hahaha!